# Вскрытие конверта с визой: поездка в Европу и 340 тысяч рублей

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2120441498927784192
- Source account: [@vatniksoup](https://x.com/vatniksoup)
- Source language: Russian
- Duration: 0:56
- Published: 2026-11-11
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=1) Вскрываем конверт. Там если есть виза, то мы летим через неделю в Европу.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=6) Если визы нет, то мы потеряли триста сорок тысяч рублей и нашу мечту.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=13) Там есть бумажка. Да давай открывай уже!

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=16) Да там есть бумажка. Да ну, бля. Бля, там есть бумажка.

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=21) Это все? Да.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=25) Это просто самая быстрая распаковка в жизни.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=29) Да ну, бля, ну.

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=46) Что им написали? Да я не знаю.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=50) Триста сорок тысяч рублей.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1208CeDXUeJO/ru/%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0-%D1%81-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B5%D0%B7%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%83-%D0%B8-340-%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9?t=54) Вот они так выглядят