# Coach Mocks Knife-Wielding Youths and Discovers Viral Fight Video - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2087825409949712830 - Source account: [@Uzonna7](https://x.com/Uzonna7) - Source language: English - Duration: 2:44 - Published: 2026-08-13 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video) Oi. What, you want it all back round then? [0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=6) Boss, let me get two burgers on a stick. [0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=8) Get that quick, understand? Two chips as well. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=9) Two chips. Get him. Get him. Why does it smell of wee in here? [0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=15) The fuck is this joke, man? Don't stand near me, son. [0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=19) You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss. [0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=23) Take two steps back and wait your turn. [0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=28) Yeah, fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you. [0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=30) The only thing you can wet are your underpants, son. Now, back two steps. [0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=35) Trigger. Yes. Go on. It's you. You're up. [0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=38) Go on. You're up. Do him. Shift him, bro. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=40) Yeah. Come on. Fucking do him. Stab him. [0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=42) Fucking do him. Fuck. Hey, like, fuck. Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger. Don't, you know, dance. [0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=49) What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something? [0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=51) The Four Skins. The Redskins. Whoa, whoa, whoa, here come the Indians. [0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=55) Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys? [0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=58) Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye. I'm on fire over here, lads. [1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=61) Come on, I need some back and forth. Come on. What have you got for me? [1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=63) What have you got for me? Now, make it quick. Make it funny. [1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=66) Fuck you. Jeez, that's disappointing. No, no, not that. Go again. [1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=73) Go again. Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it. [1:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=76) Fucking do him, lad. Come on. You fucking do him. [1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=78) Go on. I'm fucking doing him. Yeah. Come on. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=80) Fuck. Oh, shit. Come on, then, you dickhead. [1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=83) Ah. Get back to work. Oh, shit, my eyes. [1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=87) What the fuck, man? Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads. [1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=90) Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch. Grownups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is, up here, in the gray. [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=97) He's fucked me up, bro. Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick. You're slow. [1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=102) Life's harder than a bone top. Come on down the gym. We'll see what we can do with yous. [1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=109) Hang on. Are you the coach? [1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=117) Coach, it's Ernie. Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, it's the fucking coach, bro. [2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=122) It's the fucking coach. Ernie, what is it? [2:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=124) Shit. Ball's in the back of the net. We've rung the bell here, and we're gonna include yous, because you're our mentor. [2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=130) Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like the sound of it. [2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=133) We've landed a load of sticky bush. You listen to me now, Ernie. [2:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=137) Walk away. It's too late. We're at the gym now, unloading the van. [2:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=141) You took my van? Wait there. I'll be back in 10 minutes. [2:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=146) Be sure you get the upper cut in. Thanks, coach. [2:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=149) Is that what I think it is? Yeah, but the best version of it. [2:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=154) Tell me you didn't put that fight porn online. [2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=156) It's white hot, coach. They're hits. It's gone intergalactic. [2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1Mv6WWyQX4ed/en/coach-mocks-knife-wielding-youths-and-discovers-viral-fight-video?t=159) What was I thinking, leaving you kids alone unsupervised?