# Funny Football Commentary: Angry Substitution, Missed Chances and Sending-Off

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119818037708603740
- Source account: [@CcNewss](https://x.com/CcNewss)
- Source language: Arabic
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:01
- Published: 2026-11-10
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## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off) The first substitution of the match. Number ten is coming off, and number nine is coming on.

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=5) This guy here is saying to him, “So I’m the one coming off? Are you crazy or what?”

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=10) The coach says to him, “Yes, you.” What am I doing here, working as a damn substitution guy?

[0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=14) I mean, you’re coming off.” Things are tense. He’s really not happy about coming off.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=19) Whoa, watch out, Captain, you might fall.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=20) Watch out, watch out. And here’s a replay now of some of the missed chances.

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=24) The goal is completely empty. And the guy thinks he’s Ronaldinho.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=29) And here’s a pointless celebration in this shot.

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=32) Easy, easy. Keep your cool, Captain. Someone get us a lemon soda, quick.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=36) Here’s the replay. Look at his composure.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=38) No, no, get off the field. The match referee is sending him right off the field.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=42) And the crowd, too. The crowd is attacking him.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=45) Come on, nobody wants you anymore. No more replays, director.

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=48) Spare the guy. Give him a break. Let’s get back to the match, my friends.

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=52) Oh, oh, it seems there’s a power outage.

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=55) Come on, tell me, then. You play. Come on, you get out too and give us a break.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1jvVf90f9yNq/en/funny-football-commentary-angry-substitution-missed-chances-and-sending-off?t=59) Unbelievable.