# Pep Warns Manchester City Players to Leave as Haaland Shaves His Head

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2105015905184809217
- Source account: [@jue19744](https://x.com/jue19744)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:34
- Published: 2026-09-30
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head) No! They've got us, Pep. Get out of there before it's too late.

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=5) We have four months.

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=15) Guys, I'm leaving.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=19) But Boss, why? We had some good times. Let's just say this is the perfect time for me to leave. No questions, please.

[0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=28) Oh, and before I leave, Bernardo and John, to my office, please.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=36) Look, guys, I love you two more than you believe, and that is why I'm telling you both leave the club.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=42) Go anywhere. Something terrible is coming.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=45) Hey, what is going on, Pep? Look, Erling, the club is finished. John and Bernardo have been here for years, so them leaving won't look strange. But you, that'll look suspicious.

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=56) We have to play this smart. Shave your head.

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=60) Become unrecognizable. Escape undetected.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=70) Can I get a picture, please, Haaland? What?

[1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=73) How did you recognize me? Not many 6'5" Thor-looking men about in Manni. A haircut ain't gonna do much.

[1:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=79) No!

[1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/1x35xdLDAxJH/en/pep-warns-manchester-city-players-to-leave-as-haaland-shaves-his-head?t=84) I know why you're here, Bernardo. Looks like I'm about to add a Manchester United league title to my collection, huh?