# Брюс Уиллис в шоу «Между двух папоротников» с Заком Галифианакисом

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2095600828497186872
- Source language: English
- Target language: Russian
- Duration: 4:11
- Published: 2026-09-04
- Machine translated. Check the original before quoting.
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/en/bruce-willis-on-between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis.md

## Transcript

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=3) Брюс, здесь нельзя курить. Здесь нельзя курить. Отдай мне это.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=8) Нельзя курить. Спасибо.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=19) Э-э, здравствуйте, добро пожаловать в очередной выпуск «Между двумя папоротниками».

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=21) Эм, меня зовут Зак Галифианакис, и, э-э, сегодня у меня в гостях Брюс Уиллис, эм, кинозвезда и музыкант, играющий на губной гармошке.

[0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=33) Что это было, оса? Ч- здесь есть осы? Извините.

[0:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=39) Итак, э-э, сколько у вас детей? Трое. Трое.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=44) Кто ваш любимчик, Эштон?

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=48) Ты, ты видел его твиты? Они специально написали эту реплику.

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=51) Зак точно знал, что делал. Брюс тоже точно знал, что делал.

[0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=57) Это так смешно. Типа ты звонишь ему и говоришь: «Эй, я видел твои твиты».

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=64) Сегодня неплохо потвитил. Когда вы снимали «Десять ярдов», вы не боялись, что фильм будет слишком хорошим?

[1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=73) Я просто, я просто продолжу. Ты знал, что некоторые актёры отказываются от ролей?

[1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=81) Э- есть планы перезапустить франшизу «Старые ворчуны»?

[1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=87) Брюс, тебе надо немного расслабиться чуть-чуть.

[1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=90) Это… это, эм, трудно для меня. Я очень… Я… я робею, и ты, похоже, не отвечаешь на вопросы, а я…

[1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=98) э- Мы уже начали? Мы ведь сейчас не записываем интервью, да?

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=101) Нет-нет-нет, мы уже записываем его около четырёх минут.

[1:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=106) О чём ты говоришь? О чём ты говоришь, Уиллис?

[1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=110) Ты раньше это слышал? Нет. Это слишком легко, скажу я тебе.

[1:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=116) Кто бы говорил. Ну вот. Это продакт-плейсмент.

[2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=133) Под мышками?

[2:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=136) Извини.

[2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=142) Давай поговорим о том, где ты, где ты держишь свой «Оскар»?

[2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=145) Свою статуэтку «Оскар»? То есть свою, эм, награду Blockbuster Entertainment.

[2:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=153) Где ты её держишь? Это отличная награда. Я смотрю на неё каждый день, и она напоминает мне о том, как раньше было, как весело раньше было.

[2:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=161) Да, то есть, это были старые добрые времена.

[2:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=163) Те, наверное… Восьмидесятые. В восьмидесятые, чувак, тебе всё сходило с рук.

[2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=168) Да. Женщины были гораздо чище, гораздо чище тогда.

[2:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=173) Как… Лаковые туфли и цоканье женских ногтей на ногах по тротуару, когда проходишь мимо Anthropology, и идёшь покупать свечи, и вдруг ты такой: «Сегодня я не могу купить свечи, Бренда».

[3:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=187) Брюс, что не так? То есть… Увидишь. Сплошные вечеринки.

[3:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=194) Тебе будут отсасывать на Голливудском бульваре, мой друг.

[3:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=198) А потом телефон перестаёт звонить, ясно?

[3:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=200) И ты дойдёшь до этого грёбаного момента и скажешь: «Теперь я понял. Теперь я понимаю».

[3:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=206) И вот ты сидишь в комнате, и только ты и все твои кузены.

[3:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=219) Что это? Это оса? Не двигайся. Куда ты идёшь?

[3:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=223) А! Это оса? Это оса?

[3:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=230) Огонь ненастоящий. Паника ненастоящая. Растение, которое растёт, ненастоящее. А Брюс всё ещё обращается с открытым огнём как с жуком, потому что они оба решили, что самая тупая реакция из всех возможных будет самой смешной реакцией.

[4:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/2szUH9cEsFzs/ru/%D0%B1%D1%80%D1%8E%D1%81-%D1%83%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%81-%D0%B2-%D1%88%D0%BE%D1%83-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B4%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D1%81-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=249) Эштон должен запостить это в Твиттере