# Marsha Recounts Her Busy Day After John Complains About the Lawn - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2120373452486152634 - Source account: [@cartunfunn](https://x.com/cartunfunn) - Source language: English - Duration: 4:43 - Published: 2026-11-11 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn ## Transcript [0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=3) Ah. That you, John? Uh, yeah, Marsha. I'm home, dear. Oh. [0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=7) Where are the kids? They went to an early show. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=9) Oh, uh, did you get to the bank? Yes, I did, dear. [0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=12) Pick up my suit at the cleaners? Yes, dear. Did you mow the lawn? [0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=15) Gosh, I, I didn't, John. I simply didn't have time. [0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=18) Didn't have time? But John, I had so much to do. [0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=21) I just- Oh, you women. With all the time in the world on your hands, you never find time to get anything done. [0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=27) Ha. Ha ha. Well, suppose you tell me just exactly what you did do with your time today. [0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=32) Very well, dear, gladly. After a night of blissful slumber, enhanced by the symphony of the human buzz saw in the next bed, I leisurely arose when the alarm went off at 6:00 AM. [0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=53) Wake up, children. Come on. Time to get up. [1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=62) John, are you up? Uh, yeah. Mm. Hurry up now, children. [1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=73) I call the soap bubble. I know you so ape. [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=74) Oh, boy, bango. I love bango. I don't like it. [1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=77) Eh, girls don't like nothing. Hey, don't take all the cream. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=80) I can have as much as I want. John, hurry up. Your breakfast is getting cold. [1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=83) Please, wait till I'm through with it, will you? [1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=84) Just have time for a cup of coffee, dear. I'm late. Hi, kids. [1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=93) Oh, I hate that. Then, of course, there was a little housework to be done. [1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=98) But thanks to that lovely present you so thoughtfully gave me for our last anniversary, it was practically no work at all. [1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=105) There were attachments to do all the work. [1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=114) Oh. [1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=119) Then, lover boy, I took off for the bank to deposit those checks you told me to. [2:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=131) Pardon me. I want to deposit $200, please. Yes, ma'am. [2:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=136) It's in pennies. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=145) I'd like to deposit these pennies please. [2:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=148) Uh, one, two, three, four. I almost forgot, I promised to give a pint of blood at the Red Cross Blood Bank. [2:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=155) Right in there, please. Your name, sir? Casper Gay Fragile. [2:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=161) And you want to deposit some blood, sir? [2:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=163) Oh, no, sir. I want to make a withdrawal. [2:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=167) Uh, Lacey's was having a sale, so I dashed over there and bought you a pair of socks, and a few little things for myself. [2:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=179) 12:30? No wonder I'm hungry. [3:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=188) What's yours, lady? A giant chocolate malt, please. [3:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=190) Yes, ma'am. [3:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=206) Thanks. [3:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=212) But that's not all, John. [3:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=223) Well, it seems that Mrs. Handish, I think that was his... [3:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=226) Oh, gracious, the parking meter. I'll have to put another nickel in it. [4:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=256) But, uh, but, but officer, it wasn't there when I parked. [4:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=259) Of course not, lady. Someone just came along and put it there to annoy you. [4:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=263) Oh. [4:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=266) And that's all you did with your time all day, huh? No, dear. [4:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=269) As a matter of fact, I did one more thing. [4:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=272) I bought you a little present. You did? Well, where is it, honey? [4:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=276) Here, dear. [4:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/31A5eaGgJfDg/en/marsha-recounts-her-busy-day-after-john-complains-about-the-lawn?t=279) Little man, I've had a busy day