# Comedy Sketch: Underground Tunnels and the Chosen Clone

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2110755369941454849
- Source account: [@WearForbidden](https://x.com/WearForbidden)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:10
- Published: 2026-10-15
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone

## Transcript

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=4) Too late. Ah. Oh, it's you. It's you, again.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=13) Oof. They got tunnels? Is this where they count the votes?

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=32) Foreskin detected. Foreskin detected. Oh, come on.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=43) Maggoturd, it is no coincidence that we brought you down here.

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=46) Am I the chosen one? Something like that.

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=48) I knew it.

[1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=77) Easy, brother. You went pretty deep. The tunnels. Ben, there was another me.

[1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=81) You smoked DMT, man. I, I don't do drugs.

[1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=84) You do now.

[1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=90) Wait, is Trump still president? Yeah, dude, third term. The white hats are in control, bro.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=96) Hillary's in Guantanamo. Everything's chill.

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=101) I knew I was the chosen one.

[1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=114) The original will remain in containment.

[1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/32TNS1M6coJH/en/comedy-sketch-underground-tunnels-and-the-chosen-clone?t=117) And the improved model will serve above ground.