# Marx, Mao and Stalin Argue Over Fame and Death Counts

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2105250608995279240
- Source account: [@zootoxiic](https://x.com/zootoxiic)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:34
- Published: 2026-09-30
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=1) Hey, Che, you gonna come help me move Engels?

[0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=3) Poor guy's been depressed ever since he realized I'm way more famous than he is.

[0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=9) Yep. Whatever you say, boss. Oh. Wait. Jungle dwarf, you just called Karl "boss"?

[0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=22) Yeah. Well, you know, actually, uh, it- Shh.

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=30) It's not right that Karl's the boss. It should be me.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=37) Are you nuts, you split lemon? I'm the most famous one out of all of us.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=43) The most famous in China. That's not hard.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=45) Over there, as many people are born every second as I've got mustache hairs.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=50) We could even count the ball hairs.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=54) I'm saying that because I've already seen Joseph coming out of the shower, and it was ...

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=61) Hairy.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=65) You're no fun. Keep arguing.

[1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=69) Honestly, guys, there's nothing to discuss.

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=72) Without me, none of you would even exist.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=74) I built the house, you just live in it.

[1:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=79) That's a fucking joke. You haven't killed anybody. Zero.

[1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=83) Nada. That's how we keep score, and at that game, even that idiot Gavald is way better than you.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=91) Thanks, man.

[1:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=95) You're thanking him? You didn't notice he was making fun of you?

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=101) No.

[1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=104) I told you he's an idiot.

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=108) All right then, it's settled. If whoever racked up the most deaths is the boss, I obviously win.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=113) Oh, yeah? And what are your numbers, huh? I did 20 million.

[1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=119) 80 million.

[2:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=123) Cite your sources. I don't believe a fat lemon could beat me.

[2:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=129) Okay, Google, who killed more people, Mao or Stalin?

[2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=135) Communist China under Mao caused four times more deaths than the regime of Joseph Stalin.

[2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=142) And boom, in your face.

[2:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/37gIIq5FARu3/en/marx-mao-and-stalin-argue-over-fame-and-death-counts?t=146) Google's shit. That's a Jewish thing. You talking about the Jews?