# Satirical Speech on COVID Vaccines, Conspiracy Claims and Fauci

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2086371152050765938
- Source account: [@Switzerlandhunt](https://x.com/Switzerlandhunt)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:11
- Published: 2026-08-10
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci) Thank you very much. Thank you for those kind words, Mark Wayne.

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=4) Thank you to Jim O'Neill, to Tom Jodznik, to Marty McCary, and to Wendy as well.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=13) Thank you for that, for sharing your story.

[0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=17) It's with a heavy heart that I'm announcing that the conspiracy theorists were right again.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=25) COVID mRNA vaccines caused a litany of injuries, including but not limited to turbo cancer, heart failure, extreme blood clotting, and perhaps gayness.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=37) That's a chicken and egg problem that we're still investigating.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=43) The implications are substantial, and there's no easy way to say this.

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/38bfqok2kHnE/en/satirical-speech-on-covid-vaccines-conspiracy-claims-and-fauci?t=52) Anthony Fauci is a goblin, and if you weren't gay prior to taking the vaccine, there's a massive chance that your desire to binge the Bravo channel and watch Tim Wall's rallies isn't an accident.