# Переполох у люка: Васю зовут и пытаются направить

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118987821570838532
- Source account: [@BrianMcDonaldIE](https://x.com/BrianMcDonaldIE)
- Source language: Russian
- Duration: 3:25
- Published: 2026-11-07
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C

## Transcript

[0:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=2) Вася! Понял.

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=5) Ебаный рот. Ебаный рот. Ебаный рот. Хорош. Вася, Вася.

[0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=14) Блядь, пиздец! Что делать? Вась, нормально.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=25) Вася, Вась, Вась, Вась, ты куда полез?

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=31) Саня, давай, Саня, ворота! Ворота, давай лезь, лезь, Вась, отойди.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=37) Вася, ты куда полез, Вась? Не туда его. Саня, ворота!

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=43) Сейчас, блядь. Блядь, нахуй ты туда залез?

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=46) Люк закроют, чтоб... Сбегаю, сбегаю. Давай, давай, держи его.

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=55) Скорее! Блядь, Вася, Вася, за мной. Вася!

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=60) Вася, ты куда пошел, Вася? Ебаный в рот.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=65) Вася. Куда иди, блядь? Иди туда, блядь. Сам пойдет нахуй.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=74) Иди нахуй! Давай, давай, давай, давай. Пусти маленько крышку эту.

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=78) Куда я те-- что пущу, блядь? Ну ты не опускайся, чтобы он не испугался.

[1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=85) Нормально, он сейчас, блядь, освоится, Вася тут жить будет.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=88) О! Давай, давай, давай, давай, давай!

[1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=94) Только засними, чтобы он когда падает. Вы отойдите, не машите.

[1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=99) Подожди, подожди. А уйди ты с багром отсюда.

[1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=102) Уйди, блядь, он сейчас сюда пойдет. Нет Вася, ты че лег?

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=111) Так, Вась. Так, кореш, до тебя дело. Хороший, блядь .

[1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=117) Красивый.

[2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=125) Да иди нахуй отсюда. Он домой пошел. Пошел, пошел

[2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=135) Во, хорошо. Вася, посиди еще на крышке маленько.

[2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=142) Да я Да не буду я А ну нахуй! Я уже сказал Вась, не надо, уйди. Вот.

[2:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=151) Вась, сиди, отдышись, пое-- смотри, Вась.

[2:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=161) Нагнись, а то полетишь в воду.

[2:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=165) Ой, это ты на него же

[2:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=173) Выгляну, блядь, красавчик. Ёбаный. Вася, Вась, ну-ка на меня посмотри.

[2:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=179) Смотри, что пойдет.

[3:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=185) Нахуй я вообще сюда залез, блядь? Ебучая ты дырка.

[3:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=189) Ебучая ты мордышка. Во! Саня. Давай, давай, давай, давай!

[3:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3haOGm6bNYMD/ru/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%85-%D1%83-%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8E-%D0%B7%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%82-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D1%8B%D1%82%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82%D1%81%D1%8F-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%8C?t=200) Вооот!