# Mom Tries to Shave Away Her Child’s Green Spots

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2108331101727182993
- Source account: [@realharderonke](https://x.com/realharderonke)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:28
- Published: 2026-10-10
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots) Mom, please, not again. Please stop. Hold still. You know I can't leave you like this.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=6) But this is how I look. Not when people can see you.

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=10) I don't wanna be green. There, much better.

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=16) It's coming back. Let me see. Don't touch it.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=19) Does it hurt? No, but Mom's going to see.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=25) Why can't I just stay like this? Because Mom's weird.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=29) She says I look wrong. You don't. Mom thinks I do.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=36) It's already time again. That's tonight.

[0:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=41) Maybe she'll forget. She never forgets.

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=48) She's getting the spray. And the shaver.

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=52) I don't want her to do it again. We'll fix those spots tonight.

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=56) No, she won't.

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=60) I hate being green. Then don't be. She's gonna take it off again.

[1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=66) Maybe she won't. She always does.

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=72) There you are.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=75) Can't shave him without this. She's not doing it again.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=80) Where is my shaver? You're not doing it again.

[1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/3wQ8frj1wnye/en/mom-tries-to-shave-away-her-child-s-green-spots?t=85) Fine, then I'll peel it off.