# Cat and Dog Exchange Business Cards in a Comedy Skit

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2108928360282014200
- Source language: Japanese
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:45
- Published: 2026-10-11
- Machine translated. Check the original before quoting.
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/ja/%E7%8C%AB%E3%81%A8%E7%8A%AC%E3%81%AE%E5%90%8D%E5%88%BA%E4%BA%A4%E6%8F%9B%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88-%E5%90%8D%E5%88%BA%E3%81%AB%E6%9B%B8%E3%81%8B%E3%82%8C%E3%81%9F%E6%9C%9D%E3%81%94%E3%81%AF%E3%82%93.md

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit) No, I don’t. Are you a pervert?

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=5) No, it’s business etiquette.

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=7) Oh, Mr. Cat, you don’t know, do you?

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=13) I do. We’re exchanging business cards.

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=16) You definitely don’t know.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=20) I’m pleased to meet you.

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=24) You know, right? Exchanging them.

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=30) Give it to me. Here you are. Oh, thank you.

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=34) Ugh. Yeah, it’s a business card. It’s really getting to me.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=42) Did you read it? Dog. Yes, Dog. Did you read mine, then?

[0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=49) It’s a cat anyway, right? Yes, Cat. Right? And…

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=55) Two bowls of kibble this morning.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=59) One bowl was that gentleman’s.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=64) I knew it.

[1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=66) Don’t read it. Don’t read it. Oh, the back side. Chicken tender.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=70) This one is also that gentleman’s.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=74) The chicken tender too.

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=78) Then that gentleman’s as well. Yeah, this one’s even more brutal.

[1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=84) I’m terribly sorry. I’ve run out of business cards.

[1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=87) Oh, is that so? Then perhaps another time.

[1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=94) You can communicate with it?! My breakfast.

[1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=99) Oh, excuse me. I’ve run out.

[1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/49TBHRxD14FN/en/cat-and-dog-exchange-business-cards-in-a-comedy-skit?t=103) It can’t understand.