# Moving from California to Texas and Florida: A Comedy Skit

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117775913324544261
- Source account: [@DrClownPhD](https://x.com/DrClownPhD)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 0:49
- Published: 2026-11-04
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit) We voted for a better California. Woo, yeah!

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit?t=6) It's okay, he's just hungry.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit?t=12) $200? I don't feel safe anymore. That's it. We're moving to Texas.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit?t=25) No crime, cheap gas. We love Texas.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit?t=36) Oh. I don't feel safe anymore. That's it. We're moving to Florida.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4TByotIM0SRm/en/moving-from-california-to-texas-and-florida-a-comedy-skit?t=44) Where y'all from? California. We're here to fix Florida.