# Stalin and Mao's Dark Comedy Cooking Conversation

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2099609180621467877
- Source account: [@Le_Crapaud47](https://x.com/Le_Crapaud47)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:13
- Published: 2026-09-14
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation

## Transcript

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=19) Hey, Joseph.

[0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=23) What are you doing? Making a list of guys I gotta send to the gulag. Some guy made fun of my mustache.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=29) The mustache is sacred. Hang him.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=35) You know what? Forget it. I'm just executing everybody.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=42) What are you making us? Well, today I sat in on a torture session with a guy we suspected of being a capitalist. He didn't crack, but he gave me a great Cantonese fried rice recipe.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=54) Don't put too many peas in it then. They make me fart.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=59) I know. Last time I thought we were getting bombed.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=64) Hey, comrades.

[1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=67) Are you guys making food?

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=72) Not for you, gray beard. Oh, come on, man. Famine is for the people, not for us.

[1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=81) Wait, I'll go tell the others.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=88) Hey, guys. Not now, man.

[1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=93) I won, you faggot.

[1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=99) Call me that again and I'll shoot you.

[1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=103) Yeah, you say that every time. What's up, gray beard?

[1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=107) Cantonese fried rice. Mao's making it. You in?

[1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=109) Yeah, definitely. I spent all day torturing homosexuals.

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=111) Opened right up an appetite. Really delicious, this recipe. Almost made torturing that guy worth it.

[2:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=120) Are we expecting anyone?

[2:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=126) Guten tag.

[2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation?t=130) That was my ex.