# Сталин и Мао готовят ужин в сценке с чёрным юмором

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2099609180621467877
- Source account: [@Le_Crapaud47](https://x.com/Le_Crapaud47)
- Source language: English
- Target language: Russian
- Duration: 2:13
- Published: 2026-09-14
- Machine translated. Check the original before quoting.
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/en/stalin-and-mao-s-dark-comedy-cooking-conversation.md

## Transcript

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=19) Привет, Джозеф.

[0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=23) Что ты делаешь? Составляю список парней, которых надо отправить в ГУЛАГ. Какой-то тип высмеял мои усы.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=29) Усы священны. Повесить его.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=35) Знаешь что? Забудь. Я просто казню всех.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=42) Что ты нам готовишь? Ну, сегодня я присутствовал на пытках одного парня, которого мы подозревали в том, что он капиталист. Он не раскололся, но подсказал мне отличный кантонский рецепт жареного риса.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=54) Только не клади туда слишком много горошка. От него я пукаю.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=59) Знаю. В прошлый раз я думал, что нас бомбят.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=64) Эй, товарищи.

[1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=67) Вы, ребята, готовите?

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=72) Не для тебя, седобородый. Да ладно тебе. Голод — для народа, не для нас.

[1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=81) Подожди, пойду скажу остальным.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=88) Эй, ребята. Не сейчас, чувак.

[1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=93) Я выиграл, пидор.

[1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=99) Ещё раз так меня назовёшь — пристрелю.

[1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=103) Да, ты каждый раз так говоришь. Что случилось, седобородый?

[1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=107) Кантонский жареный рис. Мао готовит. Ты с нами?

[1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=109) Ага, конечно. Я весь день мучил гомосексуалов.

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=111) Аппетит разыгрался не на шутку. Очень вкусно, по этому рецепту. Почти стоило того, чтобы мучить того парня.

[2:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=120) Мы кого-то ждём?

[2:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=126) Гутен таг.

[2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4nZbxqeKx1eE/ru/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BE-%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8F%D1%82-%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2-%D1%81%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D1%87%D1%91%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%BC-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BC?t=130) Это была моя бывшая.