# Comedy Sketch About Religious Rules and Multiple Wives

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2093041680228274550
- Source account: [@Le_Crapaud47](https://x.com/Le_Crapaud47)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 0:46
- Published: 2026-08-28
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives

## Transcript

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=5) New rule, eating with the left hand is forbidden. Allah told me.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=13) Wow. It's like you have superpowers. Yeah. You just have to say, "Allah told me," and people do exactly what I want.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=20) I even got the carpet seller to believe you have to wipe your ass with stones an odd number of times.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=31) Hey, man, you already have a wife. Be careful.

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=34) New rule, a man can have several wives. Very strong, man.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=42) Wait, man, you're pushing it. She's younger than my shoes.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/4qn2izwph6fl/en/comedy-sketch-about-religious-rules-and-multiple-wives?t=45) New rule.