# Palantir, Billionaires and Tech Feudalism: A Satirical Critique - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2072271204724183361 - Source account: [@thejuicemedia](https://x.com/thejuicemedia) - Source language: English - Duration: 3:04 - Published: 2026-10-12 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique) Hello. I'm from the government with an update on humanity's gentle slide back into feudalism, brought to you by Brawndo. [0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=7) It's got electrolytes. And now please rise for our first trillionaire. [0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=14) Hail. Of course, when you wake up to the obscene inequality we've enabled, you'll want to fight back. [0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=20) That's why billionaires are building the tools to protect themselves from you, tools like Palantir. [0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=26) Hi, I'm from Palantir, the military contractor and AI software company named after the all-powerful Seeing Stones Tolkien warned us not to leave in the hands of evil bastards. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=36) Thankfully, we are very wise and balanced, like our CEO, who can't stop talking about killing people, wants an AI arms race, and gets a boner talking about the West's superiority in applying organized violence. [0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=48) And our founder, who thinks Greta is the Antichrist- Pete knows about the Antichrist ... and no longer believes freedom and democracy are compatible. [0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=56) Hail. By freedom, of course, Pete means freedom for him and his brologarch mates- To rule the world ... and that's where Palantir comes in. [1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=64) Let's meet some of our valued clients. Hello, I'm from ICE. [1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=68) Kidnapping people off the street is hard work, but not with Palantir. [1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=71) Palantir makes it easy for us to link your tax file, social security, license, and plates into AI-driven hit lists. [1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=78) Sure, we mostly use it on migrants now, but Palantir will come in real handy when we need to round up the resistance. Thanks, Palantir. [1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=85) Hello, I'm from the government of Israel. [1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=87) Committing war crimes is hard work, but not with Palantir. [1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=90) AI-assisted targeting makes it simple to murder thousands of people, even if most of them are civilians according to our own reports. [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=97) Thanks for supporting our genocide, Palantir. [1:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=100) Here at the British government, we heard Palantir is used for war crimes and said, "Hey, let's give them a contract with our NHS." [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=107) Could someone abuse that data? No. It's not like Palantir's UK CEO is the grandson of a known fascist Nazi-loving antisemite. Hail. [1:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=115) Here at the Australian government, we have no fucking clue. [1:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=118) So while others are ditching Palantir due to fears over data safety and its ties to El Douche, we've let Palantir into our defense department, banks, and even supermarkets. [2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=127) G'day. I'm from Coles. Price gouging you wasn't enough- So we hired Palantir- To track and cut costs on our already underpaid serfs. [2:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=136) I mean, staff. Sadly for us, people are realizing what fucking psychos we are here at Palantir. That's why France just ended our contract. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=145) British MPs want us out of the NHS, and GetUp is campaigning to kick us out of Coles. [2:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=150) Which is a good start, except Palantir is just one head of the hydra. The underlying problem are these billionaire shit bags- And the feudal dystopia they're building around us So if you like democracy- Now would be a great time to wake the fuck up and stop them- While you still can [2:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=167) This has been a message from your local government franchise. Good luck. [2:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/57kTMsJcWrY8/en/palantir-billionaires-and-tech-feudalism-a-satirical-critique?t=172) Authorized by the Department of Tech Bro Feudalism.