# Laporta and Cerezo in the stands: goals, stadiums and heated seats

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119931623630115115
- Source account: [@FCBxYamalx7](https://x.com/FCBxYamalx7)
- Source language: Spanish
- Target language: English
- Duration: 3:55
- Published: 2026-11-09
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- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/es/laporta-y-cerezo-en-el-palco-goles-estadios-y-asientos-calefactados.md

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=1) There goes Enrique Cerezo, into Joan's arms.

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=4) The Julián affair seems to be behind them and there's no better way than flattering the rival's home ground.

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=10) Damn. Hey, how beautiful. It's very beautiful, yes.

[0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=14) Spectacular. Well, of course, I suppose so.

[0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=17) And they go on to discuss the difficulties of getting a stadium built.

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=21) They embrace before kickoff, and Laporta...

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=25) What a luxury. No, damn it, man. Julián's one-on-one chance that he misses.

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=30) Goal, Cerezo almost calls it as the shot hits the crossbar.

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=34) Holy shit, goal, holy shit. Barça hits the post too. Damn, man.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=38) They've hit the post twice, they have. And here comes the goal.

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=46) Julián made the pass. And Cerezo adds: “Lovely, Julián.”

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=52) Fermín scores. And the only reaction is this wink from Rafa Yuste.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=59) Fermín, the best of them all. Go on, Fermín.

[1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=63) Go on, Fermín. Cerezo returns a minute after halftime. and exchange a yawn for a release of excess air.

[1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=71) Jesus, Frenkie, you. The chances keep coming.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=75) And then they show them on the broadcast.

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=78) Laporta sees it, and this little gesture slips out without quite managing to smile.

[1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=83) He’s not offside. It’s not offside. He checks the Baena play on the monitor and seems to say it looks like it there, but not on the pitch.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=91) Laporta keeps suffering.

[1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=98) And starts sighing. When the score becomes one–two.

[1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=105) Laporta doesn’t even open his mouth, he just looks for knowing glances around him, until he finds one.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=113) Cerezo offers the tactical analysis. “Look, look, look, look.

[1:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=116) He’s unmarked. Alone.” And when they see Giuliano go down, repeated here too.

[2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=122) Well. Good grief. Good grief. At the end, Laporta springs to his feet and says: Good luck.

[2:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=132) He embraces Cerezo and wishes Atlético: Good luck.

[2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=142) After years and years sitting together in the VIP box, Cerezo and Laporta are sure to repeat the same conversation topics.

[2:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=147) So, how are you? Mm, very well. And he goes around greeting people while another momentous conversation topic is getting ready.

[2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=156) Look how full the stadium's getting, huh? Damn.

[2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=159) Hey, it's beautiful, isn't it? The stadium is really beautiful, yes.

[2:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=162) Impressive. Spectacular. Congratulations, because it's incredible.

[2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=168) And I'll tell you something, red, red is always beautiful, you know.

[2:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=173) And they laugh because it's hilarious. Attention, Cerezo is sitting down.

[2:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=178) Laporta and Yuste look like: Hey, the president is sitting down. What do we do?

[3:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=181) Should we sit down now? There won't be any need, because Cerezo gets up and says to the man on his right: Why don't you sit down?

[3:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=189) And the man on the right says: But everyone is standing.

[3:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=191) And the man stays standing, resigned, until he can't take it anymore and says to Laporta: Have a seat.

[3:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=200) Laporta gives him a look like, “Are you sure?” Well, then let's sit down.

[3:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=205) And then we'll talk about the seats. Watch out for the seats at the Metropolitano.

[3:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=210) Laporta sits down.

[3:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=214) The chair. His butt's warm. Yeah, it has heating.

[3:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=218) Damn. What a luxury. And Cerezo: We do this like at the Cup, but anyway.

[3:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=223) But Joan's doing his own thing. Antonio, Antonio, your butt's warm, huh?

[3:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=228) How comfortable and funny it is to have a warm butt.

[3:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/5cbwxBFfKuRs/en/laporta-and-cerezo-in-the-stands-goals-stadiums-and-heated-seats?t=231) And he must be thinking with Yuste: We have to bring this to the new Camp Nou.