# Two-Year-Old Alexa Drinks Coffee and Tinker Tea Before Pageant - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2103927903235027343 - Source account: [@hertribevibe](https://x.com/hertribevibe) - Source language: English - Duration: 2:51 - Published: 2026-09-27 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant) Alexa's had a lot of sugar today. She's had Pixy Sticks, she's had her Tinker Tea. I just hope and pray that it's enough to make her stay up. [0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=13) I'm Tori, my two-year-old daughter, Alexa, is gonna be the one that the judges are gonna be focusing on at this pageant. [0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=19) Okay, here you go. Alexa drinks coffee every morning. [0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=22) She started drinking it whenever she was probably about nine months old. [0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=26) I just really hope that Alexa's on her game this time. [0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=30) I am your mother and you need to listen to me. [0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=33) No, I don't. Now I made you stay with that. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=36) What? You need to listen to me. [0:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=41) Alexa has coffee and Tinker Tea. Tinker Tea is soda, sweet tea, and Pixy Sticks all together. [0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=48) Um, it normally turns out a dark green color, so she calls it Tinker Tea. Don't spill. [0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=54) Okay. I woken it up. She does drink Tinker Tea every day, but what child doesn't drink juice? She hardly ever drinks juice, and that's 98% sugar anyways. [1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=68) Are you ready? You suck it down. Now get that Tinker Tea going. [1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=73) Alexa's gonna have probably a lot of Tinker Tea today. [1:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=76) Um, lots of energy drinks, lots of sugar- Where's my way? [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=80) ... to keep her up and going since she had to wake up so early this morning. [1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=85) This way, baby. We gotta go. [1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=90) All right, ladies and gentlemen, our next contestant in the two year olds, Alexa. [1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=103) Alexa's disco routine was straight out of the '70s. [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=107) She rocked it. Her disco outfit was really good. [1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=110) Disco went very well for Alexa. There was no fit, so we're okay. [1:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=116) Oh, we're so silly. [2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=125) All right. Now I need all my two-year-olds up here. [2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=127) All my two-year-olds. Your Divisional Supreme Queen is contestant number 27, Brooklyn. [2:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=141) Baby, high five. High five. Alexa pulled out for a higher title. [2:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=147) So proud of her. So, so proud. Did you get a disco ball? [2:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=152) I know. Show them your disco ball. Show them your disco ball. [2:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=155) Singing together is gonna... When I'm gonna cry. [2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=159) I'm gonna cry. My nose. [2:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/6IgcPJATuQXc/en/two-year-old-alexa-drinks-coffee-and-tinker-tea-before-pageant?t=166) So, so I misunderstood, wipe in my tears