# War Satire: Calls to Strike Iran and a Soldier’s Fear

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2100242427772600408
- Source account: [@WearForbidden](https://x.com/WearForbidden)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:16
- Published: 2026-09-16
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear) The only language the Islamic Republic understands is strength.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=6) Damn right. Decisive strike now prevents a much bigger war later.

[0:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=11) That's what I've been saying. Our greatest ally should never have to face this threat alone. It's that simple.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=18) Mm. Hit 'em hard. Daily.

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=30) Me?

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=37) Oh, shit a duck!

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=45) I liked war a lot better when all I had to do was put a yellow ribbon sticker on my truck.

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=60) What the hell are you scared of, soldier?

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=61) Most of these bullets are gonna disintegrate before they even reach us.

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=64) You cannot possibly be serious. Get a duck!

[1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=67) Trust me.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=75) I knew it.

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=78) Benny, I don't wanna be here anymore. This war is how we get gas prices down to where they were before we started this war. Get your head in the game, patriot.

[1:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=112) You did our greatest ally an incredible service today.

[2:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=120) And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain.

[2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/72cp5a9yVWem/en/war-satire-calls-to-strike-iran-and-a-soldier-s-fear?t=133) My friend. I win.