# Why He Prefers Coffee With Cream and Sugar Over Black Coffee

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118871888776544371
- Source account: [@carogroyp](https://x.com/carogroyp)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:54
- Published: 2026-11-08
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=1) John Dave Irving sent $100. Sup. Another hundo to find out what's going on in that coffee cup.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=8) Thank you for the big super chat, John Dave Irving.

[0:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=11) Another hundred to find out what's going on in the cup.

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=15) Wow. So what's it at now? The pot is up to 125 to figure out what's in the cup.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=20) Well, this is water. This is water. You know, for 125, this is, uh, this is a medium roast Starbucks with three sugars and three cream.

[0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=33) But I just pour cream and su- I don't even know how much, but it's probably about three cream, three sugar.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=38) I like a lot of cream and a lot of sugar. I'm a baby.

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=40) I like it... I'm not one of these, "Just a black coffee for me.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=45) Just a black coffee and some bullets for me."

[0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=49) Yeah. I watch Matt Walsh. Just a black coffee for me.

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=52) No, no, none of that gay pussy shit like sugar and cream, just a black coffee and some...

[0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=57) Crush up some cigarettes in there, will ya?

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=59) Could you ash your cigarette in my black coffee and take a piss in it too?

[1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=64) No, no, no frills over here. None of that sugar and cream like some kind of sissy woke tranny Democrat.

[1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=71) Yeah, I want thr- I want, I want so much cream in it, I want it to be a milkshake.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=75) I want it to taste like a coffee milkshake.

[1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=78) Okay? I want a lot of cream and a lot of sugar, and I want it to be sweet.

[1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=83) I want it to be sweet and delicious. Why wouldn't you?

[1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=85) Why wouldn't you want it to taste good? Black coffee...

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=88) People are so, such assholes these days.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=91) "Black coffee? Fuck you. No, no, no frills for me." Fuck you.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=96) People are such assholes today. Why would you ever drink black coffee? Like, what's the point? It's bitter.

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=101) It doesn't taste good. Tastes like dishwater.

[1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=104) Yeah, just a black coffee for me.

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=108) Hey, everyone. Attention, restaurant-goers.

[1:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=112) Someone hit the lunk alarm. Attention, restaurant-goers.

[1:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=115) Attention, diners. This certified badass is drinking his coffee black with no cream or anything.

[2:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=121) Everyone make sure to shake his hand on the way out.

[2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=127) Like, what do you want, a medal? What do you want, a trophy?

[2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=130) I'll take my coffee black, you know, and you know the waiter's just like...

[2:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=134) You know, the waitress is overwhelmed with lust.

[2:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=137) "Ugh. He wanted it, then he ordered the coffee black?

[2:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=140) I think I'm in love." Dude, it's your coffee.

[2:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=143) You're drinking coffee. It's just a drink.

[2:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=149) So yeah, I like a lot of cream, a lot of sugar.

[2:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=153) If you like it black, hey, fine. I think you're lying.

[2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=156) If you like it black, I think you're lying.

[2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=158) I don't think anyone prefers it. I think everyone prefers coffee with cream and sugar.

[2:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=163) But I think people drink it black maybe for calories, which it's, like, fine.

[2:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=167) Or they're drinking it black because they wanna seem really cool.

[2:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7GKHBAbUUIBI/en/why-he-prefers-coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-over-black-coffee?t=170) I don't think anyone drinks it black because it tastes good and they prefer it
