# Tree on Fire Sparks Argument Over House, Hedge and Fire Extinguisher - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118571075525021916 - Source account: [@Existenzse](https://x.com/Existenzse) - Source language: German - Target language: English - Duration: 4:05 - Published: 2026-11-06 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher - Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/de/tanne-brennt-streit-um-haus-hecke-und-feuerl%C3%B6scher.md ## Transcript [0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=47) You know my fir tree is burning down right now, right? [0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=50) Oh, right. [0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=58) My house. [1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=69) My house. Schmidt just goes and does that. [1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=72) Just great. [1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=75) Yeah, great. Great. [1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=81) Are you crazy or what? Are you nuts or what? [1:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=89) Have you been inhaling gas? [1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=93) Tell me, are you completely out of your mind? [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=97) No. Yeah? What are we supposed to do now? [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=101) You really don't have all your marbles. [1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=105) You belong in a cage. [1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=110) Tell me, are you nuts? [1:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=118) Tell me, you really don't have all your marbles. [2:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=121) Do you know what you just did? [2:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=128) Give me— This can't be serious, right? Yeah, it's all fine. [2:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=131) What do you mean, it's all fine? Those are my in-laws' trees. [2:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=136) Yeah. Give me— Go over there now, man. What? Go over there now. [2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=142) Hurry up. [2:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=146) Take your stupid thing now. What was that again? Where should I— Take your weird thing. [2:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=154) Turn that thing on now. [2:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=157) Go on, Daniel. [2:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=161) Tell me, are you just completely crazy now or what? [2:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=165) You belong in jail. [2:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=170) I don't believe it. [2:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=174) This is sick. What you're doing is sick. [2:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=179) He's so sick. He's so sick. You're so sick, you are. [3:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=189) Get the fire extinguisher, man, you idiot. [3:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=191) I don't have one. Man, what is this? My hedge. [3:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=197) My hedge. He belongs in jail. He belongs here. [3:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=204) Honey. What is it, honey? [3:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=213) Hey, listen. What, man? Help me. Help me? No, I mean. [3:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=218) You belong locked up here. [3:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=222) That— He's burning my house down. He's crazy, he is. [3:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=228) He's not playing with a full deck. [3:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=233) You're so alone, man. I have no more under— I have no understanding for you anymore. [4:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/7HhXjYxGnrYu/en/tree-on-fire-sparks-argument-over-house-hedge-and-fire-extinguisher?t=242) Come inside.