# Fake Million-Dollar Lottery Ticket Exposes Bumble Boyfriend - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2106035636708987294 - Source account: [@GEP_RAY](https://x.com/GEP_RAY) - Source language: English - Duration: 1:38 - Published: 2026-10-03 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend) No. [0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=3) What fucking took you so long? What do you mean? [0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=6) Like, I've been waiting here for, like- Okay ... 10 minutes. [0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=8) It was- Like, what fucking took you long? [0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=10) I wasn't even that long. What's your problem? [0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=14) Look. Are you ready up? Let's go. Yeah, I got you something. [0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=18) Run over, you used to fucking scratch it in this. [0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=20) I don't-- use my keys. No, I'm just gonna use s- [0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=28) I really hope I win. Yeah, me too. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=36) No fucking way. What? No fucking way, I can't believe it. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=40) What? I fucking won. No, you didn't. Yes, I won the million. Look. [0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=45) No, you d- I- Yes, I fucking did. Can you cl-- can you pull over? [0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=48) For what? I'm gonna have someone pick me up. Just pull me, pull over. [0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=51) Why would you have some-- Don't you want me to go help you c-cash that in? [0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=55) No, I don't fucking need you. You don't need me? What the fuck? [0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=58) No, I'm gonna have Matt pick me up. Who the fuck is Matt? [1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=62) Don't worry about it. What do you mean don't worry about it? Who is Matt? [1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=64) Don't, don't worry about it. I'm so excited. [1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=67) You mean Matt, your Bumble boyfriend? Yes, Matt, my Bumble boyfriend. [1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=70) Yeah, of course, now the truth comes out. [1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=72) Well, I mean- Get the fuck out ... now I don't need you, of course. [1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=73) Get the fuck out of my car now. Gladly. And I don't know how you wanna do it, but send me those divorce papers. [1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=81) Don't forget your shit. Really? You didn't have to fucking throw it at me. [1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=84) Go. [1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=88) Oh, uh, good luck cashing that in. What do you mean? [1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=91) It's a fake. No, it's not. May-maybe, uh, you can either walk to Matt's or have him come pick you up. [1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8eYuVgtTyyPU/en/fake-million-dollar-lottery-ticket-exposes-bumble-boyfriend?t=96) So- No, I'm, I'm- No. Yeah, no.