# 9/11: A Satire of the CIA and the US Military Response

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2098462863312486683
- Source account: [@Lesguignols2](https://x.com/Lesguignols2)
- Source language: French
- Target language: English
- Duration: 2:00
- Published: 2026-09-12
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/fr/11-septembre-satire-de-la-cia-et-de-la-riposte-militaire-am%C3%A9ricaine.md

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=1) Gentlemen, everyone's wondering today how such a thing could have happened right in the heart of New York and Washington.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=6) Well, planes crashed into towers.

[0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=14) I, I saw it on TV. It was planes. Yeah. Our defense isn't designed for that.

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=21) We're prepared for missiles, for another army.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=25) But ten ragheads with box cutters and scissors hijacking planes, we don't know how to handle that.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=29) It's unbelievable. Fuck, it disgusts me. We have nuclear weapons, and we're getting screwed over by ten ragheads armed like gardeners.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=36) So you can't do anything? Yes, we need to kill all the gardeners and bomb Jardiland stores.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=43) Uh, anyway, we're gonna blow everything up, so.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=45) Still, the intelligence services, the, the CIA, they really screwed up there.

[0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=49) Don't criticize the CIA, asshole. They're the best in the world, the CIA.

[0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=53) Well, uh, not really. Oh yeah? And who trained and armed Bin Laden?

[0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=58) The CIA. Who set up all the world's dictators, who taught them to kill, to manipulate? Who gave them all the logistical support so they could use the weapons we sold them? The CIA.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=70) So don't badmouth the CIA, okay? If the ragheads managed to destroy the towers, it's thanks to us.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=75) Yeah, probably, but that's kind of stupid, isn't it?

[1:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=79) It's true, it's a tragedy for America. But, as they say: every cloud has a silver lining.

[1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=83) Huh? Yeah, now, we'll be able to do some major cleaning up with the blessing of the entire world. Well, the whole world, except the ragheads.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=91) Yes. I-i-isn't that risky? Don't worry about that, W. You, you triple military funding, sympathize with the families, go on TV. We’ll take care of the rest.

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=101) But what are you going to do? How are you going to find the people responsible?

[1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=105) We don't give a shit. We'll kill everyone, the right ones are bound to be among them.

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=108) You're saying that in the heat of the moment.

[1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=110) No, we've always thought that. Now we have an excuse.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=113) Everyone's going to pay for the next fifty years.

[1:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8gEmhh33mSKK/en/9-11-a-satire-of-the-cia-and-the-us-military-response?t=116) Yes, we got that, yes. Come on, keep going.