# Joking about speaking softly and cotton swabs

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119803717474005458
- Source account: [@AbejaAlice35](https://x.com/AbejaAlice35)
- Source language: Italian
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:08
- Published: 2026-11-09
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/it/scherzi-sul-parlare-piano-e-sui-cotton-fioc.md

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=1) Crazy. You're crazy, babe. Crazy, crazy.

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=6) You're totally crazy, babe. Totally crazy.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=8) You're totally crazy, babe.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=12) Totally crazy, what the hell, babe. Anyway, you need to learn to speak softly, you're not— Babe, I couldn't understand a thing last night.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=19) No, babe, you cotton swab, babe. No, babe, go get a cotton swab, I'm a cotton swab.

[0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=23) Cotton swab, babe. Cotton swab, because I try to talk to you because I only do it when you can't hear me. Well, actually, you can.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=29) The little orecchiette pasta, no, no…

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=40) Got it? No, don't do it like that, babe. Yeah, right. No, don't do it like that.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=42) Yeah, right. No. Yeah, right. No. I swear to you.

[0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=47) I swear to you. Do I swear? I swear. You swear, you swear, babe?

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/8yOQTGQoezLw/en/joking-about-speaking-softly-and-cotton-swabs?t=59) Yes, yes. Toward, toward the sea