# Ship Captain Boasts About His Unsinkable Vessel

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2110111519933403435
- Source account: [@jono0815](https://x.com/jono0815)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:22
- Published: 2026-10-14
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel) It's a beautiful ship. It's very large. We like it large.

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel?t=4) Uh, it's the biggest. It's an unsinkable ship, and they told me the coals smoldering along the forward bulkhead will not be a problem. We have many wealthy and high-class people aboard the ship, but, uh, when you go down to the lower decks, the quality of the people diminishes very

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel?t=19) rapidly. This is J.D. McMaster, my first mate, and he's my underling, really. I call him my underling. J.D. is doing really well.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel?t=27) He's from Appalachia, so that's saying a lot.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel?t=31) So here we are on the, uh, deck. It's a moonless night, and we like it that way, actually.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel?t=38) The ship is in great shape. We've taken on a little water here and there, but it's not sinking. It's never sinking.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9AuU1kzUVfMM/en/ship-captain-boasts-about-his-unsinkable-vessel?t=54) You son of a bitch!