# Batman and Superman's Secret Identities Exposed at a Party - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2109316717629305326 - Source account: [@critico2\_](https://x.com/critico2_) - Source language: English - Duration: 4:55 - Published: 2026-10-12 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party) Superman. [0:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=2) Say cheese. You're Batman. Mr. Wayne. Clark Kent, Daily Planet. [0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=12) What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham? [0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=16) This Batman thinks he's above the law. [0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=25) Kent. You're the, uh, new guy in town, is that right? [0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=29) You, uh, could say that. [0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=35) We do things a little differently in Gotham. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=40) Do you? [0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=43) I know you. Uh, I don't, I don't think so. Excuse us. [0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=48) People ever tell you you look like Superman? [0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=51) No, I've never heard that before. Hmm. Like I said, Mr. Wayne- ... people in Gotham need to learn- You're Superman. [1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=63) Hey, will you- What is this? ... take a picture with us? Get Clark Kent too. [1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=66) I gotta get this on the Gram. Thanks. My wife's a big fan. [1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=72) Ugh. What do they call it when, you know, there's a celebrity that- Yes ... your wife would have sex with? [1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=78) You're that guy. Okay. Say cheese. Wait a minute. Put the phone back up for a second. [1:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=89) You're Batman. I got Batman and Superman over here. [1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=94) Look, I think you have me confused with somebody else. [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=97) Yeah, look at that. Hey, hey, off. Whoa. Awesome. [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=101) We're just having a conversation. Oh, I'm s- I didn't realize you were having a conversation. Hey, everybody. [1:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=106) They're having a conversation. They don't want any regular people to bother them. [1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=109) I'll just leave you guys alone then. Thank you. [1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=114) Anyway, as I was saying, I think the people of Metropolis need to learn that they can't trust an alien with the power to burn the entire civilization down. [2:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=124) Yeah, Batman and Superman. They should have a fight or something. [2:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=128) Is that so? I don't know what's going on. [2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=130) Metropolis- Hey, I'll put it this way. Yo, what up Periscope? It's your boy Jim. [2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=135) I'm here with Batman and Sup- Shut your mouth or I'll throw you off this planet. [2:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=147) And I will rip your off. Boys. Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent. I love it. I love bringing people together. [2:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=155) Superman, Batman. Bat- what? Batman? That's not Batman. That guy, he's in a nice suit. [2:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=161) Batman wears a, a flowing cape. No, and this is not Sup- Superman has perfect vision, whereas this man's in, in glasses. [2:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=166) Yeah, well- What? Look. Oh my God. [2:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=173) I, I feel like such an idiot. Of course it's him. [2:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=175) Yeah. I can see why you'd feel that way. [2:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=176) Yeah. It took me, like, two seconds to figure it out. [2:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=179) I wasted my whole life trying to kill a journalist. I'm so embarrassed. Carry on. [3:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=182) I, I like your column. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, look at this. [3:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=187) Batman. It's Batman. It's true. I am Batman. [3:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=194) You're not Batman. I'm Lego Batman. [3:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=199) Nobody cares about Lego Batman. [3:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=204) True. Ask your kids if they care. We're still vital. [3:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=209) Anyway, I came here to warn you. Stop, or I'll stop you. [3:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=215) We'll try. [3:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=218) Yo, yo, yo. Could I get everyone's attention, please? [3:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=221) First of all, give it up for the DJ who's been chopping it up all night. You know what I'm saying. And I wanna welcome our special guests, Batman and Superman in the house. Hit it. [3:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=233) You know the song. Yeah. Soldier boy up in this ho. Watch me crank it, watch me roll. Watch me crank that Soulja Boy. [4:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=240) There's Superman in this ho. Hi, Jimmy. I'm with you. [4:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=246) I'm with you. Crank that Soulja Boy. Crank that Soulja Boy. Now watch. [4:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=249) Soldier boy up in the ho. Thank you. Watch me crank it, watch me roll. [4:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=275) Hey, mister, you okay? [4:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=279) You're on Mars. [4:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=283) Oh, you gotta be kidding me. [4:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9gOoGNBOqGAj/en/batman-and-superman-s-secret-identities-exposed-at-a-party?t=287) Oh, God. Kimmel.