# Charlie Brown Christmas Parody with Al Pacino and Larry David Impressions

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118461404550176856
- Source account: [@\_Apari1](https://x.com/_Apari1)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:49
- Published: 2026-11-06
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions) Starring Glengarry Glen Ross' Al Pacino.

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=4) Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. Philip Seymour Hoffman as Pig Pen.

[0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=9) You know, I think the whole Christmas experience is overrated.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=12) Pig Pen. Charlie. You look like . You smell like Yeah. But you're my friend, Pig Pen.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=19) With Edie Falco as Lucy. Charlie Brown, what the heck do you think you're doing?

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=24) This is Christmas. You can't just be moping around.

[0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=26) It's not right. I know. I know what you need.

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=29) What? I have Ativan. You want that? Oh, yeah. A little Valium? Oh, yeah.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=35) You like a Klonopin? I want something to take me sky high.

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=40) It's Charlie Brown by way of Brooklyn, with Larry David as Linus.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=45) I don't know, the whole Christmas thing, it's a whole to-do, you know, with the parties, and the presents, and the decorating.

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=51) Ech, it's not for me. What do you mean Christmas is not for you?

[0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=53) Don't tell me it's not for you. If I say it's for you, then it's for you.

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=56) Oh, so, so, so, so I'm just s- supposed to accept what you say?

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=60) You know what? You don't know what the hell you're talking about. you, Linus. me? Yeah.

[1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=66) Why don't you go yourself, Charlie Brown?

[1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=68) Oh. Plus the whole Peanuts gang, like Forest Whitaker as Franklin.

[1:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=73) Charlie, what's the meaning of Christmas?

[1:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=76) Kristin Chenoweth reprises her Broadway role as Sally.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=80) Dearest Santa, how was your summer? Did y'all have a swell, little grand old time?

[1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=87) stupid . Michael Keaton as Schroeder. You wanna get peanuts?

[1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=92) Come on, let's get peanuts. And all the adults.

[1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=97) Nobody likes me, Ma. Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=101) Oh, you're killing me, Ma. Voiced by the incomparable Fran Drescher.

[1:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=105) Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa. Oh, that's like a knife in my heart.

[1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=113) Ah. Charlie. What?

[1:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=115) You're out of eggnog. I'm out of eggnog?

[1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=117) Yeah. You're out of eggnog. Yeah. This whole party's out of eggnog.

[2:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=123) It's all the iconic Charlie Brown moments you remember from childhood.

[2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=127) Lucy, are you gonna hold the football? Yes.

[2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=130) You're gonna hold that football? Yes. All right, here I go.

[2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=135) Charge! Wow. Oh, you bitch.

[2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=142) Calm the down, Charlie Brown.

[2:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=147) Get the outta here. It's good grass. It's soft.

[2:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=153) All right, we're gonna take intermission real quick.

[2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=156) You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown. In previews now, and forever, so they can never review it.

[2:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/9giJDhTpMB4l/en/charlie-brown-christmas-parody-with-al-pacino-and-larry-david-impressions?t=163) It's, uh, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
