# Harry and a Student Make Absurd Hogwarts Complaints - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2120001557924380712 - Source account: [@lilmovieperp](https://x.com/lilmovieperp) - Source language: English - Duration: 3:33 - Published: 2026-11-10 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints ## Transcript [0:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=2) Hang on. What? We've got a complaints department. [0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=6) We have a what? A complaints department. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=9) Says here students can submit formal grievances regarding school operations, facilities, staff, and any other sources of dissatisfaction. [0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=15) What? Any? That's what it says. Harry. I know. [0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=21) Does it say there's a limit? No. Oh, that's dreadful. [0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=26) We should probably tell them. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=36) "All grievances taken seriously." That's a very dangerous promise. [0:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=41) Shall we? After you. What are we complaining about? [0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=47) I haven't decided. Winging it. I like it, I like it. [0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=51) Come in. Close the door. [0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=56) Nature of complaint? There's a ghost in the boys' lavatory. [1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=61) There are ghosts everywhere. Yes, but this one's alive. [1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=67) What? It's just a man. A man? He stands in the corner making ghost noises. [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=74) Have you asked him to leave? He says he's haunting. He's very committed. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=80) What does he want? Uh, employment. You two aren't being serious. [1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=85) Name of the alleged ghost? Gary G- Ghostafar. [1:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=93) And where exactly does Gary conduct his haunting? [1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=96) Third cubicle, boys' lavatory. [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=101) And you've established he's not actually deceased? [1:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=103) He asked for sandwiches. [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=107) In the lavatory? That's actually our second complaint. [1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=109) Why aren't there sandwich machines in the lavatories? [1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=117) Anything else? The stairs. What about them? They suck. [2:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=124) Too many. Too many stairs? That move. Yes, that's fucking crazy. [2:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=132) Young lady, I will not have that language. [2:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=134) You should report her. Yes, I wish to confess. [2:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=136) Where can I report my offense? [2:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=140) We believe the headmaster has been replaced by three children standing on each other's shoulders. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=145) I beg your pardon? The bottom one's got red hair, if that helps. [2:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=148) And what evidence have you? They keep asking for sandwiches. [2:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=152) I bumped into the headmaster the other day, and the middle one started crying. [2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=156) We've discovered a second Thursday. [2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=159) Owls keep crashing through my window, drunk. [2:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=162) Someone's getting owls drunk. The soup knows my name. [2:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=167) A suit of armor called me a slur. There's a small republic operating inside the headmaster's hat. [2:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=171) They've declared war on Belgium. Right, we need something completely believable this time. [2:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=176) What about the ducks? No, too obvious. You as discucks. [3:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=182) That's disgusting. Let's do it. Next complaint. [3:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=187) Someone's been shitting in the enchanted hats. [3:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=190) Pardon? Not all of them, just the ones that talk. [3:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=192) That's the Sorting Hat, Harry. Oh. Someone's been shitting in the Sorting Hat. [3:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=197) And how do you know this? The hat's been talking shit. [3:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=203) Oh, I've got one, I've got one. Someone's been wiping their ass with the invisibility cloak. [3:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/AfBtxZ2b2URY/en/harry-and-a-student-make-absurd-hogwarts-complaints?t=208) That's a good one. Write it down. For God's sake, write it down.