# Trump’s Ukraine Peace Plan: A Satirical Speech

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2116815806747246749
- Source account: [@LexOlah](https://x.com/LexOlah)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:53
- Published: 2026-11-06
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech

## Transcript

[0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=9) Great job. Great job. It is a great honor- ... for you to hear me tell you about the latest war I've ended.

[0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=22) I'm stopping wars everywhere. Seven since I began this speech.

[0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=28) Including the War of the Roses. The War of the Worlds.

[0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=33) War for Planet of the Apes. War Horse. World War Z. Star Wars.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=43) And the Civil War in America. I'm working on that one at the moment.

[0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=47) The latest one was in Ukraine. Ukraine.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=54) And I said to President Zelensky, not a very nice person, not a grateful person- ... not a great guy.

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=60) I said, "Guess how I'm gonna end this war?"

[1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=62) And he said, "I give up." And I said, "Absolutely right."

[1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=71) So here's the latest peace deal, which was dictated to me by President Putin.

[1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=77) He's a great dictator. I love dictators. Fact.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=80) So one, Russia to keep all captured territory, including the White House.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=88) Two, free and fair elections in Ukraine, whereby Vlad the Loserski is replaced by a more suitable president who wears a suit, i.e. Vladimir Putin.

[1:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=100) Three, Chicken Kiev- ... to be renamed Chicken Moscow.

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=108) Four, Donbass to be renamed Don Trump. Five, Ukrainian army to be halved, soldiers' legs removed from their bodies.

[1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=119) Great job. Six, 500,000 peacekeeping Russian troops to be dispatched to Ukraine to monitor the ceasefire.

[2:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=129) Seven, President Trump to be guaranteed security of Ukraine's precious minerals, i.e. dilithium- ... kryptonite- ... and madeupium.

[2:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=144) Eight, Russia to be found innocent of all war crimes that they didn't commit and all the ones they are about to not commit.

[2:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=152) Nine, Nigel Farage to be made King of the United Kingdom.

[2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=158) And ten, President Trump to be awarded the Nobel Appease Prize.

[2:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Bd3YGYMug2YB/en/trump-s-ukraine-peace-plan-a-satirical-speech?t=164) Thank you very much for your attention. Thank you, Donald Trump.