# Donald Trump Joins The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Parody - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118979953064858011 - Source account: [@13thKai](https://x.com/13thKai) - Source language: English - Duration: 9:08 - Published: 2026-11-08 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody) Hey kid, get off this cart. I'm not a kid, I'm a hobbit. Whatever, doesn't matter. [0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=4) You, old man, drive me to the town. What kind of party is this? [0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=7) It's my 111th birthday. Congratulations, little man. You've aged well. [0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=12) Are you two out of your minds pulling a stunt like this? [0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=17) Dear Bagginses and Boffins, welcome to my 111th birthday. [0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=19) Excuse me, Bilbo, this place is incredible. [0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=21) The Shire is so cool, the best, and the hospitality, tremendous. [0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=24) The friendliest people. We're gonna make The Shire great again. [0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=27) What is going on here? Frodo, take the ring in your hand. [0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=31) I'll take that ring, old man. Are you Frodo, you fool? [0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=35) Okay, okay, relax. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=40) Strange markings are appearing on the ring. [0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=42) You can't even read that. Gandalf, explain this nonsense. [0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=45) This is the One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord. [0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=47) It holds the power to control Middle-earth. [0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=49) Gandalf, what do we do now? Can I have the ring? [0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=51) I'm the best, believe me. Ha, never. Like the old man said, you two are going to that one tavern now. [0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=56) I forget the name. The Prancing Pony? Yeah, maybe. I don't care. [1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=60) If I take one more step, I'll be further from home than I've ever been. [1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=63) Don't be such a weakling, Sam. Push forward, like me. [1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=66) We have to go. The farmer is right behind us. [1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=69) What? Let's go. Run. Believe me, it'll be tremendous. [1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=72) You're a total loser, Nazgul. The worst. [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=74) Get out of here, you're fired. Hobbits, run. Run like hell. [1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=80) Y- Hey you, make way. It's freezing out here and we're all soaked. [1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=83) What are you staring at everyone for? Are you a stalker or something? [1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=92) Fuck. Listen, you homeless loser, you leave Frodo alone immediately. [1:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=95) He's under my protection. You have nothing to fear from me. [1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=99) I hope so for you, because messing with me is no joke. [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=101) The Nazgul are the Ringwraiths, servants of Sauron, neither living nor dead. [1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=104) What a bunch of nonsense. Those guys are total losers. [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=107) I've had enough of waiting for Gandalf. I'm gonna get the old man myself. [1:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=109) Are you kidding me, sipping wine while everyone's waiting? Hurry up. [1:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=112) Trump, go back. I'll come when I'm ready. [1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=117) Sauron, it's Donald. I'm making Middle Earth great again, believe me. [1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=119) You're fired. Where are we even going? Shouldn't we wait for Mr. Donald and Gandalf? [2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=125) Why should we wait? Trump will find the way. [2:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=128) We know what he's like. He would say... Believe me, it will be tremendous. [2:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=132) I am the best pathfinder. Tremendous pathfinder. [2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=135) The best. Nobody better. Nobody knows forests like I do. [2:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=138) Huge. You weaklings will clear the cellar so we can breed the Orthanc hooligans. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=145) Immediately, master. And don't forget to pack in the steroids. [2:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=148) Yes, my master. They shouldn't end up as scrawny as you. [2:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=152) Uh, what? [2:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=157) Tremendous. I'm here to save the hobbits. The best. [2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=159) Get out of here, you low energy Nazgul. You're fired. [2:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=161) Get out. Tremendous kick. Nobody kicks like me. You call that a sword? Pathetic. [2:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=166) Get out of my ruins, you sad hooded guys. [2:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=172) Tremendous wind coming. [2:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=176) You're fired. We have to move fast. We were going to Rivendell. [3:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=181) Good idea. I'll find the way. I'm a tremendous pathfinder. [3:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=185) Wake up, Frodo. This is a disaster, believe me. [3:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=189) Oh. Stop whining. I know wounds. The best wounds. [3:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=191) Gandalf, where have you been? I had a bit too much wine and woke up on the roof of Orthanc. [3:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=196) Gandalf, I told you to stop and come with me. [3:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=199) Oh, leave me alone. Elrond, Saruman has betrayed us. [3:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=202) He's breeding orc hooligans to seize the ring. [3:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=204) Then the ring cannot remain here. This is an impressive place, believe me. [3:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=209) Come on, Frodo, the meeting with Agent Smith is about to start. Agent Smith? Very well. [3:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=212) The ring is not safe here. It must be taken back to Mordor and destroyed in Mount Doom. [3:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=217) One of you must do this. This ring is a gift. [3:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=219) It would be utterly foolish to destroy it willingly. [3:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=221) Ned Stark, shut your mouth. Swing your ass back to your chair. [3:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=224) My name is Boromir. Who are you? Doesn't matter. Sit down. [3:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=228) Nine companions. Elrond, are you too dumb to count? [3:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=231) There are 10. So be it. You shall be the fellow- Winter is coming, but not for me. [3:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=237) Ned Stark, you shouldn't always be thinking about stealing this ring. [4:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=240) Gandalf, it's fucking cold out here. We should take the Dead Mines. [4:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=244) Yes, the Dead Mines. You will capture the halflings for me, and if you succeed, you can make Trump pay for that kick in the arse. [4:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=251) Uh, yes. [4:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=258) Gandalf, didn't do your pre-quest, did you? [4:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=262) Melon. Take this dumb Chamber of Secrets door. [4:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=268) I will shed some light on this. We must face the long darkness of the Dead Mines. [4:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=274) Be careful. There are worse things here than orcs. [4:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=280) Boo. That was not funny. We must be cautious. [4:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=283) Orcs could be nearby. [4:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=287) Gandalf, down there, a disgusting, ugly creature is following us. [4:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=291) That is Gollum, but this little weirdo should not concern us further. [4:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=294) Not concern us? It's disgusting. Wow, this place looks like a group got wiped here. [5:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=301) I need a break. Get out of here. Wow, that was pretty loud. [5:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=306) Oh, this is not good. Not good at all. What have you done, you fool? [5:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=310) We must run now. What's the problem? It's just a hole. [5:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=314) We can all thank Trump for waking the Balrog. [5:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=316) What the hell is a Balrog? This is a Balrog. [5:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=320) Oh, shit. Gandalf, I have a tremendous idea. [5:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=327) Okay, I will try. Go, Pippin. Trump, this is a shitty spell. [5:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=334) Why did I even listen to Trump? I find this amusing. [5:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=337) It's usually the best spell. Anyway, the old man will figure something out. [5:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=343) Not bad. Not bad at all. [5:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=350) No. I'll be back. [5:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=354) Gandalf. Wait up. Can't you see I'm taking a leak? Do not shout. [5:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=359) There is an elven witch in this forest. Whatever. What are the elves gonna do? [6:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=363) They're losers. [6:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=366) How dare these pointy-eared tree huggers aim at us for no reason? [6:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=370) Where is the old man? I can't see him. Why is everyone looking at me? [6:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=374) He has fallen unnecessarily into the Dead Mines, into the shadows. [6:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=378) I had nothing to do with the old man wanting to fight the Balrog. [6:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=381) A lament for Gandalf is ad. Yes, very sad about the old man, but also very sad if I have to die of thirst here. [6:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=389) It's empty. Frodo, do you wish to look into the mirror? [6:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=392) You will see what was, what is, and what may yet be. [6:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=394) Hey, Galadriel, is there any water here? I'm about to die of thirst. Silence. [6:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=398) All right, Frodo. Let's take a look in the pensive. [6:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=401) Get in there. [6:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=417) Whoa, that was some crazy shit. I want a cool gift, too. [7:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=421) But I have nothing for you. That's exactly why your show, Rings of Power, is total garbage. [7:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=428) Behold, the Pillars of the Kings. They should make one of those statues of me. [7:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=435) Must you comment on everything? Yes. This journey is a disaster. [7:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=440) Believe me, I need a break. A tremendous break. [7:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=442) This is too much. Aragorn, where are Frodo and Boromir? [7:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=446) It's Ned Stark. He's trying to steal the ring again. [7:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=448) I'm going to find him now. [7:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=451) Frodo, you old shrimp, there you are. Everyone's been looking for you. [7:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=455) Boromir tried to take the ring. I knew he was up to no good. [7:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=460) Weak. Here, let me help you up. No, stay back. [7:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=466) You two also want the ring for yourselves. [7:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=468) Why are you talking such shit? Aragorn and I would never take the ring from you. [7:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=471) Never. [7:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=474) The fucking orc hooligans are here. Don't worry, they're losers. [7:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=477) We'll win big. Come on, you orc hooligans, I'm not afraid. [8:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=481) Aragorn, move your ass. [8:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=485) I'm doing all the work here. You're weak. Pathetic. [8:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=489) Keep fighting. [8:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=493) You fight like losers. Tremendous, we're winning bigly. Uh, Boromir needs help. [8:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=502) I will save Ned Stark. [8:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=506) Get out of my way, you orc. Nobody messes with Trump. [8:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=510) You're finished, orc. Nobody beats me. [8:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=517) Boom, you're done. Pathetic. Well, well, look who it is. [8:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=522) I knew you'd go down. You always do. Frodo, were you really going to sneak off to Mordor without me and Sam? [8:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=528) That's weak. Pathetic. You want Mordor, swim there yourself. [8:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=531) Enjoy the swim, loser. Frodo, Sam, and Trump have gone on alone, but we will rescue the two hobbits from the orcs. [8:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=539) I fear Trump will join us anyway. It will be tremendous. [9:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=542) Is that Mordor back there? That's the ass end of the world. [9:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CNVSIlmPRzWU/en/donald-trump-joins-the-lord-of-the-rings-fellowship-parody?t=545) The way there is really shitty, but I guess we have to go through it.