# Чоловіки в маршрутці, військова служба та пересадка біля метро

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2104170535340949946
- Source account: [@KunytskiyMP](https://x.com/KunytskiyMP)
- Source language: Ukrainian
- Duration: 0:53
- Published: 2026-09-27
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE

## Transcript

[0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=1) Це щось нове. Відкривають метро. Вже обнагліли, вже ходите, вже ето саме, майте совість.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=13) Дима, тебе хай пробивають. В лаві, дивіться скільки стоять і всі подлабують.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=18) Просто заходять в маршрутку.

[0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=22) Просто скільки, скільки тіл, які могли б служити.

[0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=26) Просто рже, просто, блядь, оце нагло. Подивіться, скільки, блядь, тіл на одного мужика.

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=32) Білий білет. Просто скільки могло б служити.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=38) Животи які повідрощували. До одного чоловіка, це жах якийсь.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CYZPDMsZzpMc/uk/%D1%87%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%B2-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%88%D1%80%D1%83%D1%82%D1%86%D1%96-%D0%B2%D1%96%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B1%D0%B0-%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B1%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%80%D0%BE?t=42) Просто зараз всі опять ми співаємо на метро і дождаємся того, що почнеться опять тривога, просто потому що вони перед метро за зупинку зупинили і треба ж всім пересідати.