# Dark Humor: Racial Jokes and Offensive Stereotypes - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2101320508495020211 - Source account: [@SFWsalesgirl](https://x.com/SFWsalesgirl) - Source language: English - Duration: 3:03 - Published: 2026-09-20 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes) Why do Black people go to church so much? [0:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=3) I don't know. Free food maybe. No, because the priest is the only father they know. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=9) Why are you eating white chocolate? So that he don't bite his own fingers. [0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=16) What's the only thing both a white and Black guy agree on? [0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=20) Um, not raising a Black child. [0:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=23) Was Jesus Black? Obviously anyone who says otherwise is stupid. [0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=29) Is it because he is our father and still hasn't come back yet? [0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=34) What'd you call an Uber for Black people? [0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=37) Um, a cop car. [0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=42) How did Black people come into this world? [0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=45) Um, one of two survived the oven. [0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=50) What do you do for a living, sir? I treat patients who exhibit chronic pathological lying. [0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=54) Oh, so you work for the Democrats. Democrats are America first. [0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=57) Now that's pathological lying, sir. Tell us a real dark joke. [1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=62) Um, why did they invent white chocolate? [1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=64) Why? So that Black kids got their faces messy, too. [1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=69) Tell us a real dark joke. Uh, do you know why Tarzan will always be white? [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=74) Why? 'Cause I know Disney don't have the to put a Black man acting like a monkey on screen. [1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=81) What's the whitest thing on a Black person? [1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=85) Um, their owners. [1:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=89) Why do Black people drive nice car but lives in shitty houses? [1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=94) Uh, they probably haven't figured out how to steal houses yet. [1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=98) How do you stop a Black person from robbing your house? [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=101) Um, you put a now hiring sign outside your house. [1:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=106) Why do gays always have money? Um, because they don't date women. [1:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=113) Why don't Black people go on cruises? Why? [1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=117) Because they aren't falling for that free boat ride trick anymore. [2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=122) You haven't talked for so long, all good? [2:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=125) I mean, I was just wondering, how do Black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their father is? [2:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=131) That's some big slave granny shit right there. [2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=133) Tell us a joke, . Why do Black people call each other my brother? [2:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=138) Why? Because they don't know who their fathers are. [2:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=143) Why were there no Black people on the Titanic? [2:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=146) Because every Black person was too busy collecting welfare checks. each other over sneakers and arguing about who stole the last banana to figure out how a boat works. [2:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=157) Should a man marry a single mom? [2:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=160) No. Men was created to start a family, not to join. [2:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=166) Ma'am, how do you get a girl's number? Um, roll her over when she's sleeping. The numbers would be tattooed on her arm. [2:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=175) What's the difference between a Black guy and an elevator? [2:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Cgg60VDl78Ca/en/dark-humor-racial-jokes-and-offensive-stereotypes?t=179) Um, that an elevator can raise a child.