# 1,000 Rubles to Take Out the Trash: A Conversation About Two Boxes

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2115989648862515448
- Source account: [@ma_ooii](https://x.com/ma_ooii)
- Source language: Russian
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:48
- Published: 2026-10-30
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85.md

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes) Will you take the trash? Huh? No. No. What about this one?

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=5) Well, there’s the box and this. Hello. My order.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=12) I’ll give you a thousand rubles. Will you take the trash?

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=15) Huh? No. No. What about this one? Well, there’s the box and these thousand rubles.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=20) All right. A thousand is too much. Let me— I’ll transfer it by phone number. Yes, come in.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=27) One hundred, two hundred. Here. Which bank?

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=36) Alfa. Alfa? Yes. Why? Why don’t you say no right away?

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=42) Well, I think it’s heavy, that’s why. But you’re so big— That’s all.

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=48) Sir. That’s all. You dog. Look, a little child is carrying it.

[0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=53) Come on. Thank you. Goodbye. No, dear. He says a thousand rubles for this junk.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=59) Nobody needs it, we won’t go to the movies.

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=61) Show me what we have there. It’s trash, dear, we want to sell it.

[1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=67) We collect it and sell it. We’ll take a thousand rubles, dear, for two boxes.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=74) If he asks whether we have it or not, what will we do, dear? No, dear, We're not going. Ten meters.

[1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=85) Who needs Kori Bezdef? Me. He gave me a thousand rubles.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=88) I already got ripped off there, you hear me?

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=91) What is this crap, where did these comments come from, buddy, if Kori told me, if I...

[1:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=95) Dryst for me, and dryst for him. No, kid, I can't do it like this.

[1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/en/1-000-rubles-to-take-out-the-trash-a-conversation-about-two-boxes?t=102) A thousand rubles. That's where we measure and Kori Borbu.