# Тысяча рублей за вынос мусора: разговор о двух коробках

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2115989648862515448
- Source account: [@ma_ooii](https://x.com/ma_ooii)
- Source language: Russian
- Duration: 1:48
- Published: 2026-10-30
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85) Заберёте мусор? А? Нет. Нет. А этот? Ну вот коробка и это.

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=7) Здравствуйте. Мой заказ. Тысяча рублей дам, заберёте мусор?

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=15) А? Нет. Нет. А этот? Ну вот коробка и эта тысяча рублей.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=20) Ну ладно. Тысяча лишняя. Дайте я- Номер телефона переведу. Да, давайте, войдите.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=27) На сто, двести. Вот. На какой банк? Альфа.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=37) Альфа? Да. А почему? А почему нет, говорите сразу?

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=42) Ну, я думаю, тяжелый, поэтому. Так вы такой большой- Всё.

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=48) Мужчина. Всё. Собака. Вон легкий ребенок да несет.

[0:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=53) Давай. Спасибо. До свидания. Нет, родной. Тысячу рублей говорит за эти махары.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=59) Никому не надо, кинох не пойдем. Дай мне это покажи, что мы там.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=65) Мусор у нас родной, хотим продать, убираем, продаем мы.

[1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=69) Тысячу рублей возьмем, родной, две коробки.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=74) Если он говорит, это у нас есть или нет, что мы будем делать, родной? Нет, родной, не пойдем. Десять метров.

[1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=85) Мне кори бездеф кому надо? Мне тысячу рублей он дал. Я там уже обул, слышь сам.

[1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=91) Что фигня тут, откуда комментарии, родной, если мне кори сказал, если мне дрыст, а ему дрыст.

[1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=99) Не, мальчик, я не могу так. Тысяча рублей.

[1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CiljHTEKymsk/ru/%D1%82%D1%8B%D1%81%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B0-%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B1%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B9-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81-%D0%BC%D1%83%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80-%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%85-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%85?t=104) Там мы мерим и кори борбу.