# Satire Accuses Saudi Arabia of Staging Yemeni Attacks on Holy Sites - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2110455618289164763 - Source account: [@k5g5k](https://x.com/k5g5k) - Source language: Arabic - Target language: English - Duration: 5:33 - Published: 2026-10-14 - Machine translated. Check the original before quoting. - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites - Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/ar/%D8%AA%D9%85%D8%AB%D9%8A%D9%84%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D8%B3%D8%A7%D8%AE%D8%B1%D8%A9-%D8%AA%D8%AA%D9%87%D9%85-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B3%D8%B9%D9%88%D8%AF%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D8%A8%D9%81%D8%A8%D8%B1%D9%83%D8%A9-%D9%87%D8%AC%D9%85%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D9%8A%D9%85%D9%86%D9%8A%D8%A9-%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%89-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%AD%D8%B1%D9%85%D9%8A%D9%86.md ## Transcript [0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=6) Your Majesty, please. Yemen bombed our airports and the oil wells, refineries, and fields. [0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=14) The ports are closed and the ships are stranded. Find us a solution. [0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=17) Please, Abu Ya'ir. You keep us busy, bin Salman. Every so often, “Help me, help me.” What more can we do for you? You wanted support, and we supported you. [0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=28) You wanted weapons, and we brought them to you. Experts, intelligence, technology. What can we do for you? But you’re not a man. [0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=36) I know, Your Majesty, you’ve done plenty, I swear. [0:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=39) And I know I’m not a man. If I were a man, I wouldn’t have believed you. But now I’m in a bind and I don’t know what to do. Surely you have a solution. [0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=50) You want a solution? I have an idea that will stop the Devil from cracking heads. [0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=56) Focus with me. [1:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=67) Right now, you’re content with the situation. You have no zeal for your religion. Two billion Muslims in the world, their whole lives are prayer, fasting, sleep, prayer, fasting, sleep. And jihad, when are they going to wage it? [1:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=84) I want you now. Not tomorrow. Not later. Now. Declare jihad in Yemen. [1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=92) I don’t want to sleep tonight until two billion Muslims are in Yemen. [1:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=97) At your command, Your Majesty. But what will we tell the people? We need a religious justification. [1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=102) Tell them that Yemen They targeted the Kaaba. [1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=111) Jihad. Jihad. Yemen is shelling Mecca. O servants of God. [1:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=117) Yemen shelled holy Mecca. Where are the Muslims? [2:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=120) There is no power or strength except through God. They shelled Mecca. [2:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=123) Targeting the Muslims' qibla, holy Mecca. [2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=127) Targeting holy Mecca. [2:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=131) Playing on people's sympathy. Strange, the Saudis are strange. [2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=135) Everyone turned against Yemen. Then we found out it was all Saudi lies. [2:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=138) They made it up. Not unlikely. A staged act or an attempt by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to play on people's sympathy. [2:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=144) And that the video they circulated, or that was circulated by the Saudi committees and media, is not real at all. [2:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=153) All this theater, yelling and screaming, and no one believed you. [2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=159) What's the point of this charade? You want to convince the world to go wage jihad in Yemen. [2:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=167) This time, you'll say Yemen targeted the Prophet's Mosque. [2:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=175) Sir, they won't believe you. They want proof. [2:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=179) This time, we'll bring them proof. [3:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=187) Come on, everyone to your positions. [3:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=197) Everyone, get ready. [3:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=205) Three, two, one, action. [3:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=214) Yemen bombed Medina. It bombed the Prophet's Mosque. [3:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=219) And as you can see, the bombing is happening now. [3:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=220) Yemenis are bombing Medina and the Prophet's Mosque. [3:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=224) The lights are out, the lights are out, the lights are out. [3:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=225) The damage. Yemen's bombing of the Prophet's Mosque. [3:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=228) And here is the damage before you, dear viewers. [3:53](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=233) Saudi Arabia is begging people for sympathy. [3:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=235) After it failed to rally scholars and the Islamic and Arab nation behind it. [3:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=239) At the same time, the sheikhs of the sultans are out there with an online army promoting it as an attempt to target the Two Holy Mosques. [4:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=249) And nobody believed you. You said, "We want proof," and we gave you proof, and production companies, directors, actors, and cameramen. [4:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=260) What good are you? Get lost, damn you. May God blacken your faces. [4:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=265) Your Excellency. We've been exposed, and no sane person believes us anymore. [4:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=269) By God, Your Excellency, how will they believe after what we did and what happened in Gaza. [4:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=273) And Syria. And Yemen. And Afghanistan. And Libya, and the Entertainment Authority, and Shakira and our arugula. Your Excellency, this went on air. [4:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=284) He outright says you must obey him, even if he gets drunk or commits adultery live on air for half an hour. For God's sake, who would believe him or us after that? [4:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=294) So, what's the solution? Jahid Al-Sunan. [4:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=298) Put him next to Khalid Al-Rashed. [5:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=303) I'm telling you, what's the solution? Why are you all sitting there silently? [5:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=307) What's the solution? Your Excellency, maybe… Maybe they'll believe us if we give them proof. Something big. Strong evidence. A great event. [5:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=317) You get it. [5:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=320) They want strong evidence and a great event. [5:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/Ct34wZXgltne/en/satire-accuses-saudi-arabia-of-staging-yemeni-attacks-on-holy-sites?t=326) Okay.