# I Dreamed I Was Haaland Losing the World Cup

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2073901317223788944
- Source account: [@SofEnCol](https://x.com/SofEnCol)
- Source language: Spanish
- Target language: English
- Duration: 1:16
- Published: 2026-07-09
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- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/es/so%C3%B1%C3%A9-que-era-haaland-y-perd%C3%ADa-el-mundial.md

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup) If you guys keep up the little joke we have here among us that I'm Haaland, right? Well, to

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=5) start, the little joke seems funnier to me than other times because I've loved thinking I'm

[0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=9) Haaland in this World Cup. First of all, Haaland has done excellent. I put on all the matches, I

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=12) get excited as if it were my country, as if it were myself. At the same time, every time Haaland is on

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=16) the screen, I can't believe you seriously think I look just like that person, whom I

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=20) love very much, he seems funny to me, I become a fan of his Snapchats, etc. But listen, listen, I mean,

[0:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=26) physically, I find it very sad that everyone says I look like Haaland, but that's not the important thing I came to tell you today. Well, I'll get over that someday. What I

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=35) What I'm here to tell you today is that last night I went to sleep after the Norway game after scoring two goals, well, and I go to sleep and dream all night that I'm Haaland

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=45) I'm not kidding you, I dreamed I was Haaland and it was a very stressful dream because I was losing the

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=51) World Cup, the dream was everyone telling me, "How are you losing the World Cup?" and I think the final was against Argentina, don't ask me, I was Haaland, I was Haaland, I

[1:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=60) was built like a tank and I was losing and they were scoring on me, Messi scored a goal and I was like, holy Christ, so I think I need to do a detox because I think I convinced

[1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/CxsBgqmP6DNx/en/i-dreamed-i-was-haaland-losing-the-world-cup?t=69) myself that I am Haaland, it went to my head