# Miami Hotel Clerk Outsmarts a Masked Gunman

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2112544372184994278
- Source account: [@Old_But_Gold50s](https://x.com/Old_But_Gold50s)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 2:06
- Published: 2026-10-21
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman

## Transcript

[0:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=2) Where's the safe?

[0:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=5) Oh my, aren't you warm in that?

[0:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=11) We wore those in Minnesota only on the coldest days.

[0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=15) Where's the safe? Oh, you wanna put your gun in the safe, of course.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=19) It would never fit in those small room safes we have.

[0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=22) The safe! Well, I don't know where the safe is. I'll have to call our manager, Roland.

[0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=28) No. Oh, that's okay. He won't mind.

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=32) Roland, I'm sorry to wake you, but we have a guest here who wants to put something in the safe, and I don't know where the safe is, silly me.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=42) Uh-huh. Ah. Oh, okay. Thanks so much.

[0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=48) It'll just be a few minutes.

[0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=55) Could I ask you a question? I mean, the mask is a tip-off, but are you a first-time visitor to Miami?

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=65) What about the safe? Oh, Roland's on his way down.

[1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=69) Where are you going? The Carlton.

[1:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=77) Hello. There's a male Caucasian, six feet tall, about 175 pounds, probably mid-30s. He's wearing a ski mask, brown eyes, prominent Adam's apple.

[1:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=89) He's carrying a .357 Magnum. And he's on his way to the Carlton Hotel.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=96) Who am I? Just a citizen who isn't quite as stupid as everybody thinks she is.

[1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=110) Oh, I'm sorry. This is 411?

[2:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/DCKBcCFQq1U5/en/miami-hotel-clerk-outsmarts-a-masked-gunman?t=121) Well, could you give me the number for 911?