# Putin Chooses Hell: A Satire on Election Promises

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2115582306282795446
- Source account: [@FT_TaskForce45](https://x.com/FT_TaskForce45)
- Source language: Russian
- Target language: English
- Duration: 2:32
- Published: 2026-11-10
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/ru/%D0%BF%D1%83%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD-%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B5%D1%82-%D0%B0%D0%B4-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B0-%D0%BE-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BD%D1%8B%D1%85-%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B5%D1%89%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F%D1%85.md

## Transcript

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=10) Welcome! Millions of prayers have been heard.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=13) People like you have no place on Earth, but we have democracy: a day in hell, a day in heaven, and then the choice is yours.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=31) Vladimir Vladimirovich, welcome! Your friends are waiting here, golf and a wonderful dinner.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=42) To old friends and good company. Here, Vladimir Vladimirovich, you certainly won't be bored.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=50) To you, Vladimir Vladimirovich!

[1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=114) You've seen both hell and heaven. Now the choice is yours: where would you like to stay forever?

[1:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=118) Just not heaven. I choose hell.

[2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=122) Well, the choice is made.

[2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=130) Where are the golf, caviar, and friends?

[2:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/E0ZL4PMMWoiP/en/putin-chooses-hell-a-satire-on-election-promises?t=132) Yesterday, it was election campaigning, and today you've already voted.