# Friend Shows Up at Night, Gets a Key and Eats Their Food

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2086663682847564044
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:11
- Published: 2026-08-11
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food

## Transcript

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=24) Hey, what the hell are we doing here?

[0:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=30) Bro, what the hell are you doing in here?

[0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=34) How'd you get in here? The guy who let me in, he gave me a key.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=38) How? Oh, I just told him this stuff is yours, I was bringing it in for the luggage.

[0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=42) What the hell, bro, what are you doing? What, bro, you told me I could stay anytime.

[0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=45) Bro, I didn't mean literally anytime. Well, you didn't tell me that, I'm just taking up your offer, man, I don't know what to say, I'm sorry.

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=51) Just go back to bed, bro, I'm not causing a disturbance, am I?

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=54) Bro, we're trying to sleep. We're sleeping.

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=56) Are you eating my food? Yeah, I mean, it was out.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=59) Can I have a cheeseburger? Can you get a cookie?

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=61) Which one?

[1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EQQfJXfVk69X/en/friend-shows-up-at-night-gets-a-key-and-eats-their-food?t=63) White cheeseburger.