# Baby Fries Comedy Skit: A Couple's Restaurant Sparks a Wild Rumor

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2121149242542555557
- Source account: [@suummary](https://x.com/suummary)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:07
- Published: 2026-11-13
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor) Girl, I'm not even lying to you right now, homie.

[0:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=2) You will not believe what happened at the store, cuz.

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=7) What in the world is this, cuz? Oh, oh, co-- homie.

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=10) Oh, this is something, cuz. Kevon! Kevon, get in here right now, cuz.

[0:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=14) You need to taste this immediately, homie.

[0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=17) Cuz, we need to open a restaurant, homie.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=18) Right now, cuz. Tonight. That's what I said, baby homie, cuz.

[0:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=22) These are the best fries I have ever tasted in my entire life, homie.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=25) I'm not exaggerating, cuz. We know, cuz.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=27) Baby fries! Baby fries! Baby fries! Hurr!

[0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=33) Yo, listen to me right now, homie. This couple is cooking their own baby and selling it as fries, cuz. I'm dead serious, homie.

[0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=38) This is not okay, cuz. The internet is saying you two cooked your baby and turned him into fries, cuz.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=43) How do you respond to that, homie? We just made some really good fries, homie.

[0:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=47) That's the whole story, cuz. Baby Fries is officially open, homie.

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=51) Let's go, cuz. Nobody ask where the baby is, cuz. Nobody ask, homie.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=54) Please don't ask, cuz. We need to deposit all of this, homie, and open three more accounts, cuz.

[0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=58) Sir, is this all from fries, homie? Baby fries, cuz.

[1:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=61) We did it, homie, cuz. We on top. Kevon, cuz.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/EuOaNCIOmCEJ/en/baby-fries-comedy-skit-a-couple-s-restaurant-sparks-a-wild-rumor?t=65) What, homie? Where's the baby, cuz?