# Cave People Debate Artificial Fire and Reform - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2121942777369965019 - Source account: [@KarinaLMariani](https://x.com/KarinaLMariani) - Source language: English - Duration: 4:10 - Published: 2026-11-15 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform) A new day. Emmanuel, you have to see this. [0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=4) Look what the hut barbarians are doing. And a new surprise for our cave people. [0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=9) Incroyable. I think these fools are trying to make fire. [0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=12) Yes, but why? Why make fire artificially yourself? [0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=16) It's such a natural resource. It's basically free. [0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=20) We normally just wait for a thunderstorm and send the big guy from the northern caves up to the summit. [0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=25) Easy as that. [0:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=28) Our fire is 100% biological from controlled natural sources. [0:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=34) Can you imagine the joy of sharing the flame? [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=40) Artificial fire will never be able to replace that. [0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=44) I mean, of course it's technically impressive, but is artificial fire better? [0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=50) Does it burn better? You can make so many great tools with flintstone. [0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=54) Using flintstone to make fire is just such a waste. [0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=57) This is real craftsmanship. People will always prefer this over artificial fire. [1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=66) They say pride comes before a fall. Tonight, the fall comes straight from the sky. [1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=74) The good thing about things going wrong is it gives you the chance for reforms. [1:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=81) And wrong it goes indeed. Maybe we have not invested enough in our infrastructure. [1:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=89) We are too dependent from just one source of fire. [1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=92) The morning after, the walk of shame. We need to tighten our belts. [1:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=99) No more lifestyle part-time jobs. You know, this is a chance for great reforms. [1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=104) Let's do something great. We can still catch up. [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=107) I mean, we invented the cave paintings. We are culture. [1:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=112) Give me this. Nein, Emmanuel, you're doing it wrong. [1:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=116) Ah. Incredibile. Two left hands. Maldita derecha. [2:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=121) We can only overcome our self-pride through centralization and administration. [2:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=128) Out of nowhere, a torchbearer from the hut village, and he walks right past, straight up to the tiny cheese cave in the middle. [2:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=137) Ouch. We are like an independent cave. We don't belong to this cave union around. [2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=145) We are neutral. We trade with everybody. [2:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=149) Fire as a service. Why not? More time for the things we are really good at. [2:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=155) Subscription active, problem solved. You don't have to be at the forefront of every new technology to be on the forefront of technology, you see? [2:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=165) We simply need to label and verify artificial fire transparently. [2:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=170) Somebody needs to make a certificate, somebody needs to give the certificate, and somebody needs to control the certificate. [2:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=178) Three new jobs. That's some economic growth. [3:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=182) New jobs, new regulations, and back to business as usual. [3:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=187) We are today a better cave than yesterday. [3:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=191) We are far from over. The best years are still ahead of us. [3:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=196) Oh la la, these primitive hut barbarians, they still try to live in those shabby huts. [3:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=202) Yeah, they can't seem to accept that caves are the only civilized way of living. [3:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=212) Next time in Rock Full of Holes. Ja! Ermächtigung und Remigration. [3:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=218) Unlimited power. The uprising of the dark cave barbarians. [3:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=223) No shortage of fire, and the return of the bear. [3:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=228) Добрый день. I choose the bear. You can't blame us. [3:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=232) Yeah, it's not our fault. We always gave our best. [3:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=236) Ach, those are the problems of the cave union around us. [3:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=239) This has nothing to do with us. [4:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FE6fML2xYWAX/en/cave-people-debate-artificial-fire-and-reform?t=242) До свидания.