# Satire portrays Flávio Bolsonaro's government in exile

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2116992576234385618
- Source account: [@andrematheus85](https://x.com/andrematheus85)
- Source language: Portuguese
- Target language: English
- Duration: 3:17
- Published: 2026-11-03
- Machine translated. Check the original before quoting.
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/pt/s%C3%A1tira-mostra-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-no-governo-do-ex%C3%ADlio.md

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile) Gentlemen, our leader and official president of Brazil has just landed.

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=4) Sixty million votes aren't afraid of anyone.

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=7) He's the giant of the right, Flávio Bosonaro.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=27) Aw, he's so cute. Wow, what a man! Need a hand, bro?

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=32) No, no. I can do it.

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=40) If anyone needs an Uber, I'll drive and give you a discount.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=43) First of all…

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=50) The first official act of the government in exile, the Letter to the Nation.

[0:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=54) I suggest opening with: "I am the true president-elect."

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=59) Hmm, good, hmm. That way I won't have to pay the bet I made with the Michele.

[1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=63) Put in the New World Order, the Illuminati, the power of the reptilians and Flávio's escape.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=70) What the hell is that, Alan? Not escape, man.

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=72) Exile makes it sound courageous. Right, right. Exile is much better than saying he ran away because of the Seventy million dollars the crook gave to his father's movie.

[1:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=82) Alan! It's forbidden to say he's being investigated for laundering a billion dollars with his friend.

[1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=88) Alan! Nobody talks about that. Forbidden. And don't mention kickbacks or the chocolate factory.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=96) Alan, you can stop helping now. Guys, aren't you forgetting someone? Did you check with Olávio?

[1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=104) Talking shit, f\*cking hell, madness! Motherfucker!

[1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=108) USA! Oh, mother!

[2:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=122) Hey, everyone, glad you called me. I've been following everything live from over there.

[2:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=126) Everything's fine. Master!

[2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=133) Guys, it's Trump. The man wants the letter.

[2:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=138) Wait, there's one detail Brazilians are going to love.

[2:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=142) Change the coat of arms to the United States of Brazil.

[2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=145) With a Z. Of course, is there any other way?

[2:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=148) "Is this for real? These guys are nuts." "Wow, they really do everything we ask."

[2:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=163) I'm tired, guys. I'm still getting used to the pit.

[2:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=166) Figueiredo, post on your social media that I'm going now to Disney.

[2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=168) "Hello, Mr. President." "Everything good? Is Left Domnaro working yet?"

[2:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=178) "Yes, sir. Just one strange thing." "Go ahead."

[3:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FikeqjTwNQOR/en/satire-portrays-fl%C3%A1vio-bolsonaro-s-government-in-exile?t=181) "I thought Domnaro was bigger." "Nah, losers are usually that size.