# What If All Your Farts Came Out at Once

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118511187537141760
- Source account: [@FloridaManPig](https://x.com/FloridaManPig)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 1:25
- Published: 2026-11-07
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once) What if every fart you've ever done came out at once?

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=4) Let's do the math. You fart about fourteen times a day.

[0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=8) By age twenty-five, that's a hundred and twenty-eight thousand farts.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=13) About nine thousand liters of gas. That's two elevators, completely full.

[0:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=19) Now you sit down and all of it leaves in one second through an exit about the size of a quarter.

[0:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=27) That's twenty kilometers per second, over twenty times faster than a rifle bullet.

[0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=33) Your chair does not make it. It also makes more thrust than a fighter jet engine, and you only weigh about seventy kilos.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=43) So you get two hundred and ninety G's. Fighter pilots black out at nine.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=50) One second later, you're doing Mach eight, a mile up and still in the sitting position.

[0:56](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=56) You have outrun the sound of your own fart.

[0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=59) With no air in the way, you'd almost reach the space station.

[1:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=63) There is air in the way, and your exhaust is flammable, so now you're a shooting star.

[1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=70) Three towns over, a little kid sees you and makes a wish.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=74) Back at home, they find a hole in the roof and the smell.

[1:19](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/FrN9j089quLz/en/what-if-all-your-farts-came-out-at-once?t=79) The coroner writes down natural causes, and technically, he's right.