# Star Wars Parody: Anakin and Obi-Wan Debate MAGA and the Dark Side - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117732683543629901 - Source account: [@dream_in_sanity](https://x.com/dream_in_sanity) - Source language: English - Duration: 2:52 - Published: 2026-11-04 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side ## Transcript [0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side) Is he in the ship, Padme? I've brought Obi-Wan with me like you've asked, but he told me terrible things, Anakin. [0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=7) What things exactly? He said you've turned to the dark side, and he said he's watched a video of you killing the younglings. [0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=18) Obi-Wan is a boomer. He must have watched some AI slops on Facebook. You know how it is in these days. Forget about it. [0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=25) So you didn't turn to the dark side? I was low-key hoping you did, actually. [0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=33) You did turn to the dark side, huh? Because- Love won't save you. Only through power can you be saved. [0:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=42) I am tired of the politics, Anakin. Neither party wants to make this country better anymore. [0:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=48) Then we shall burn it to the ground and rebuild from the ashes. [0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=52) And together, we shall rule the galaxy and make things the way we want them to be. [0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=59) He's coming. Follow my lead. Stop. Stop now. [1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=62) Come back. I love you. Liar. [1:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=70) No. You're with him. You brought him here to kill me. [1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=75) No. Harder, Daddy. Let her go, Anakin. Harder. [1:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=82) Let her go. [1:34](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=94) You've turned her against me, Obi-Wan. She just wanted you to be a good goy, Anakin. [1:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=100) Yet here you are. Have you come all the way here to kill me, Master, so you could be a good goy to your masters? [1:47](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=107) Your anger and your obsession with imagined masters have already blinded you, Anakin. [1:54](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=114) You have allowed this antisemitic propaganda to twist your mind until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. [2:03](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=123) Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of MAGA. [2:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=128) You sold us America first, then handed us another war. [2:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=133) I want American industry rebuilt, our borders secured, and our soldiers brought home to my new empire. [2:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=141) Your new empire? An empire George Washington would be proud of. [2:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=147) Anakin, my allegiance is to MAGA, to Judeo-Christianity. [2:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=152) It's either Judaism or Christianity. No such thing as Judeo-Christianity. [2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=158) Only a Nazi deals in absolutes. I'll do what I must to prevent the Fourth Reich from arising. [2:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/GRA8IcTgdn6u/en/star-wars-parody-anakin-and-obi-wan-debate-maga-and-the-dark-side?t=168) You will try.