# Микола и повестка: сатирический монолог о русской идентичности

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2118283746533405100
- Source account: [@\_Kehmanyestki\_](https://x.com/_Kehmanyestki_)
- Source language: Russian
- Duration: 1:03
- Published: 2026-11-05
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8) Погнали. Однажды Микола у себе на кухне ножом нарезал собі сало.

[0:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8?t=10) И мать Украина казала Миколе: "Служи", - и повестку прислала.

[0:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8?t=17) И сразу Миколе в дупле проход охуел и стал очень узкий.

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8?t=24) Микола смекнул, шо к чему, и сразу начал кричать: "Я русский и я был им всегда.

[0:37](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8?t=37) Я русский, Крым - це Россия.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8?t=44) Я русский, всем бандерам назло.

[0:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/JpW0HgmMq7OZ/ru/%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%B0-%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%81%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3-%D0%BE-%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8?t=51) Я русский, а Зеленский - хуйло".