# Don't Anger Kaplan: A Satirical Song About Power and Democracy

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2113690454994596129
- Source account: [@rankarmibuzaglo](https://x.com/rankarmibuzaglo)
- Source language: Hebrew
- Target language: English
- Duration: 2:15
- Published: 2026-11-12
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/he/%D7%A8%D7%A7-%D7%90%D7%9C-%D7%AA%D7%A8%D7%92%D7%99%D7%96%D7%95-%D7%90%D7%AA-%D7%A7%D7%A4%D7%9C%D7%9F-%D7%A9%D7%99%D7%A8-%D7%A1%D7%90%D7%98%D7%99%D7%A8%D7%99-%D7%A2%D7%9C-%D7%A9%D7%9C%D7%98%D7%95%D7%9F-%D7%95%D7%93%D7%9E%D7%95%D7%A7%D7%A8%D7%98%D7%99%D7%94.md

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy) I charge you with the task of forming the government.

[0:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=7) Just don't upset Kaplan. La la la la la la la.

[0:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=11) Once there was a small country with a very respected group. When will it be? Soon. We're waiting.

[0:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=16) They sit up high, far from the street, and know what's bad and what's good.

[0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=20) One has a newspaper, another a station, the third has friends on every committee.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=25) And if someone asks, “Who elected you?” They laugh, “Sweetie, it's none of your business.”

[0:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=29) Don't go vote, there's someone you can trust.

[0:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=32) Go to the beach, start making inroads. Rhodes is waiting, the sun is in the sky.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=36) Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset Kaplan.

[0:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=41) Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset Kaplan.

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=46) Just don't upset them. Everything's arranged, everything's ready.

[0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=49) The government has been ours for ages anyway.

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=52) Have a cocktail, go out to the club. The state pension ticks like clockwork.

[0:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=58) Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset Kaplan.

[1:02](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=62) Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset them.

[1:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=66) Who needs elections? They're so pointless.

[1:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=69) We decide who's allowed. All between us, in the family.

[1:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=72) There's no choice. Author from minister to minister. Still.

[1:16](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=76) What if no one chose us? Our grandma couldn't care less.

[1:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=80) We were here yesterday, we'll be here tomorrow And our grandson is all set, too.

[1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=85) Don't go vote, there's someone you can trust.

[1:27](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=87) Go to the beach, start penetrating. Let off some steam in Greece.

[1:32](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=92) Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset Kaplan.

[1:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=98) Citizens of Israel. Just don't upset Kaplan.

[1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=101) I hereby declare the death of democracy.

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=111) Just don't upset Kaplan.

[1:58](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=118) Now! No! Wise— Just don't upset Kaplan.

[2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/KU4PmYGRpf3P/en/don-t-anger-kaplan-a-satirical-song-about-power-and-democracy?t=127) Just don't upset Kaplan. Just don't upset Kaplan.