# Guenda and a man argue over salad and meat

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117429873543446633
- Source account: [@maryiliys](https://x.com/maryiliys)
- Source language: Italian
- Target language: English
- Duration: 2:45
- Published: 2026-11-03
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- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat
- Original-language version: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/it/litigio-tra-guenda-e-un-uomo-per-l-insalata-e-la-carne.md

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat) Come on, go get her some salad, it's just four leaves and two more.

[0:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=4) Go get it for her. Who cares? I can sit wherever the hell I want, Guenda.

[0:09](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=9) Then quit bitching. If you've finished everything, here, make this.

[0:13](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=13) You got some things off your chest. Here, make some puréed soup, guys. Here, make the puréed soup.

[0:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=18) Should I make it for you? Can you even make puréed soup?

[0:21](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=21) You have enough food here for twelve. It's just that you don't see what's there.

[0:24](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=24) Then why didn't you eat the puréed soup yourself, instead— Darling, I don't… But then, there's meat here, guys, there's meat.

[0:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=31) Here, what's this? What is it? There's cauliflower, eat the cauliflower.

[0:35](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=35) I mean, with this stuff, I can make enough food for twenty people. Why are you complaining?

[0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=40) You have to make it through tomorrow, until Tuesday.

[0:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=43) And you complain about four leaves of lettuce. What are these, guys?

[0:46](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=46) Sorry, but you're eating alone, though. Who cares? I can eat my salad, Guenda.

[0:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=50) But it wasn't just salad. So, what is this stuff here? Isn't it food?

[0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=52) It's not just the salad. Barsi, Barsi, what is this stuff here?

[0:57](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=57) Barsi, please. Do you have it? Eat, come on, eat, guys, eat, drink, have some of everything. You've got loads of food here, look.

[1:05](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=65) Give them this stuff here, give them this.

[1:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=68) In three days, guys, an insane diet. Eat, you lot of grasshoppers, come on, eat.

[1:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=74) In three days, you lose kilos while eating.

[1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=75) Would you look at that, here. A kilo of cookies, mortadella, ten slices— Who doesn't eat meat, come on, who doesn't eat meat?

[1:22](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=82) You have food, here, guys. It's no use blaming me.

[1:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=86) It's no use, it's too ea— It's too easy to blame me.

[1:30](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=90) Here, here, if you have fish, vegetables, fruit, you have everything, you have it all.

[1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=96) And you come busting the balls of someone who eats two lettuce leaves. Here, eat it.

[1:42](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=102) You have the nerve to say that you— Here, what nerve? Guenda, I ate four lettuce leaves, lettuce, don't bust my balls. Oh, you wan— do you want me to cook for you?

[1:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=110) Do you want me to cook for you? No, thanks.

[1:51](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=111) No, do you want me to cook for you? So you've got two kilos plus one and a half kilos. You could feed twenty people with this stuff.

[1:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=119) Sure, you can't eat carbs and protein. Help, I'm terrified.

[2:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=124) You've got this, you've got it. Guenda, stop it.

[2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=127) You ate them. Stop it. No, I haven't eaten any of yours, it's Andreas.

[2:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=131) What do you think I ate of his? I, uh, I took ten slices of meat.

[2:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=135) Here, okay, perfect. And I'll take it ba— and I'll take them back.

[2:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=138) One, two, here, two, three. Yeah, because this is what— You, you, you are, are a bunch of locusts.

[2:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=145) No, you're the one who says you eat three leaves of lettuce.

[2:26](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=146) Perfect. These ones, I'm keeping for myself.

[2:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=149) Okay? There, you took the other meat too, since— This. Are these the ten slices of meat? Yes, I'll eat them raw, Guenda.

[2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=156) But— with this stuff here, you can eat. Eat.

[2:39](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/M1ovhmdGKUyB/en/guenda-and-a-man-argue-over-salad-and-meat?t=159) Eat them raw. Eat, come on, eat, because if— don't worry, because for...