# From California to Texas to Florida: A Satirical Moving Skit

- Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2117930218203889724
- Source account: [@ducavendish](https://x.com/ducavendish)
- Source language: English
- Duration: 0:49
- Published: 2026-11-04
- Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit

## Transcript

[0:00](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit) We voted for a better California. Woo, yeah!

[0:06](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit?t=6) It's okay, he's just hungry.

[0:12](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit?t=12) $200? I don't feel safe anymore. That's it, we're moving to Texas.

[0:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit?t=25) No crime, cheap gas, we love Texas.

[0:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit?t=36) Oh. I don't feel safe anymore. That's it, we're moving to Florida.

[0:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/PPoXs9z74bF2/en/from-california-to-texas-to-florida-a-satirical-moving-skit?t=44) Where y'all from? California. We're here to fix Florida.