# Coffee With Cream and Sugar vs. Black Coffee - Original post: https://www.twitter.com/i/status/2119131080532099148 - Source account: [@waldenpod](https://x.com/waldenpod) - Source language: English - Duration: 2:54 - Published: 2026-11-12 - Canonical URL: https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee ## Transcript [0:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=1) John Dave Irving sent 100 dollars. "Sub. Another hundo to find out what's going on in that coffee cup." [0:08](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=8) Thank you for the big super chat, John Dave Irving. [0:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=11) Another 100 to find out what's going on in the cup. [0:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=15) Wow. So what's it at now? The pot is up to 125 to figure out what's in the cup? [0:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=20) Well, this is water. This is water. You know, for 125, this is, uh, this is a medium roast Starbucks with three sugars and three cream. [0:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=33) But I just pour cream and sh-- I don't even know how much, but it's probably about three cream, three sugar. [0:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=38) I like a lot of cream and a lot of sugar. I'm a baby, I like it. [0:40](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=40) I'm not one of these, "Just a black coffee for me. [0:45](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=45) Just a black coffee and some bullets for me." [0:49](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=49) Yeah. "I watch Matt Walsh. Just a black coffee for me. [0:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=52) No, no, none of that gay pussy shit like sugar and cream. [0:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=55) Just a black coffee and some... Crush up some cigarettes in there, will you? [0:59](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=59) Could you ash your cigarette in my black coffee and take a piss in it too? [1:04](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=64) None of, no, no frills over here. None of that sugar and cream, like some kind of sissy, woke, tranny Democrat." [1:11](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=71) Yeah, I want thr-- I want, I want so much cream in it, I want it to be a milkshake. [1:15](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=75) I want it to taste like a coffee milkshake. [1:18](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=78) Okay? I want a lot of cream and a lot of sugar, and I want it to be sweet. [1:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=83) I want it to be sweet and delicious. Why wouldn't you? [1:25](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=85) Why wouldn't you want it to taste good? Black coffee... [1:28](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=88) People are so, such assholes these days. [1:31](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=91) "Black coffee? Fuck you." "No, no, no frills for me." Fuck you. [1:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=96) People are such assholes today. Why would you ever drink black coffee? Like, what's the point? It's bitter. [1:41](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=101) It doesn't taste good. Tastes like dishwater. [1:44](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=104) Yeah, just a black coffee for me. [1:48](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=108) Hey, everyone. Attention restaurant goers. [1:52](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=112) Someone hit the lunk alarm. Attention restaurant goers. [1:55](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=115) Attention diners. This certified badass is drinking his coffee black with no cream or anything. [2:01](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=121) Everyone make sure to shake his hand on the way out. [2:07](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=127) Like, what do you want, a medal? What do you want, a trophy? [2:10](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=130) I'll take my coffee black. You know, and you know the waiter's just like... [2:14](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=134) You know, the waitress is overwhelmed with lust. [2:17](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=137) "Oh, he wanted it, then he ordered the coffee black. [2:20](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=140) I think I'm in love." Dude, it's your coffee. [2:23](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=143) You're drinking coffee. It's just a drink. [2:29](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=149) So, yeah, I like a lot of cream, a lot of sugar. [2:33](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=153) If you like it black, hey, fine. I think you're lying. [2:36](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=156) If you like it black, I think you're lying. [2:38](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=158) I don't think anyone prefers it. I think everyone prefers coffee with cream and sugar. [2:43](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=163) But I think people drink it black maybe for calories, which it's like fine, or they're drinking it black because they want to seem really cool. [2:50](https://www.translate.mom/transcript/RYlos5wLsB7J/en/coffee-with-cream-and-sugar-vs-black-coffee?t=170) I don't think anyone drinks it black because it tastes good and they prefer it.